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Television (the new babysitter) has replaced nursery rhymes.
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3-D holovision runs its course when people tire of "Extreme FARTathon".
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Ratings for Extreme FARTathon rebound when Celebrity Extreme FARTathon (Premier episode: Jim Belushi vs. Roseanne Barr) takes to the air.
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The B Ark takes all the fans of Celebrity Extreme FARTathon out into space. The rest of us will follow later.
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Passengers on the B Ark realize that it's the A Ark that gets all the best food, drinks, and celebrity gossip news. They go on a hunger strike until conditions improve.
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Self-help guru Tony Robbins gives the passengers a pep talk that boosts their willpower.
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Susan "Stop the Insanity!" Powter beats the crap out of Tony Robbins
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Susan Powter is ordered by the court to attend anger-management classes.
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The courts get dismantled by the shadow government.
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I put my hand on the head of the 10 year old child and his/her short arms can't reach me or anything else.
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