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Satan collects on his deal with the oil barons and comes for their souls.
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Charlie Daniels beats Satan in a fiddle contest.
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His cheatin' heart turns achy-breaky, which means Billy Ray Cyrus and his muttonchop make a comeback.
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"Weird Al" Yankovic mocks Billy Ray Cyrus back into well-deserved obscurity.
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Michael Jackson decides that Weird Al is to blame for ruining his career and sues him into oblivion.
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Dr Phil helps Michael Jackson cope with his self-destructive tendencies.
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One too many coke binges does in Dr. Frasier Crane.
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The War on Drugs finally eliminates cocaine.
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Keith Richards finally catches up with the estimate that he should have been dead twelve years ago.
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