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Piggy-Ra disembowells regular Piggy. Then her, She-Ra and A methyst, Princess of gemworld hit the town.
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Leatherface goes on killing spree, bacon plant closed down. The Saw is Family.
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Spider-man out pulls Leatherface at the box office
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Tobey Maguire gets too old to play Spider-Man, putting an end to the wall-crawler's box office appeal.
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Hollywood's tendency to let older actors play much younger characters makes Tobey Maguire's getting too old to play Spider-Man irrelevant.
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George Clooney (a much older actor) decides to take over the Spider-Man role. Fans hate it. The movie flops.
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Comics are the saviour for good ideas done poorly, keeping Spidey alive to hit the silver screen someday hence.
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Rob Liefeld becomes the new Spidey artist. Fans hate it. The comic book is cancelled.
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Marvel fanboys go out on dates, discover girls, and abandon comics.
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High gasoline prices force the guys to leave their cars at home.
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Advances in fuel cell technology bring affordable cars back into the hands of dateable guys.
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