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In what will ultimately be known as the high point of the Countdown to Crisis, Star Boy farts opening a rift to earth 41 -- the parallel world for re-animated zombie attorneys. Brian K Vaughn writes a best-selling limited series about their adventures, starting with their battery suit.
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The limited series proves so popular that it is decided to turn it into a movie, adapted by the same crew who gave us the Halle Berry Catwoman.
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Some truly inspired casting, bad direction, and indy cred turn the movie flop into a classic cult camp hit.
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In a post-election funk, Vice-emporer Dick Cheney joins the cult. All records of its existence immediately disappear; Scooter Libby stays in jail.
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Dick's cult is co-opted by the Church of Scientology; Scooter Libby stays in jail but is forced to change his nickname from Scooter to Death Skull in order to survive.
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The Church of Cosmetology suffers a schism when a group of conservative Cosmetologists in California, upset over a gay Cosmetologist in New Hampshire, secedes to join the Cosmetological Church of Argentina.
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A little foundation patches up the crack in the Church of Cosmetology.
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Superman pushes shifting tectonic plates together making everything OK
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a low daily dose of aspirin prevents heart attacks.
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A bleeding ulcer makes taking aspirin unwise.
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Dr. Stephen Strange operates on the bleeding ulcer.
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