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Garbled orders are made a thing of the past when everyone becomes telepathic.
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Telepathy causes a collapse of civilization, as people can't deal with each others' secrets and bluntness without concealment.
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Hope & Necessity allows us to rebuild from the collapse of civilization
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Hope divorces Necessity and runs off with Dreams.
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On behalf of Necessity and her child Invention, famed attorney Gloria Allred sues Hope for back child support.
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Dreams gets revenge by giving Gloria Allred nightmares.
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A combination of large does of Ambien and Lunestra eliminate sleep deprivation - permanently.
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The death of a prominent lawyer generates bad publicity for Ambien and Lunestra, who go bankrupt while trying to spin damage control.
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Sandwich-board-wearing transient prophets in every major North American city invalidate the vain efforts of uber-slick PR agencies.
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Transients prophets are hired by Wall Street to predict stock market outcomes; the stock market crashes when everybody stops trading.
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The state of Washington, seeing a good deal on cheap land, uses it's profits from apple selling to buy Wall Street and rename it Walla Walla Wall Street. No one can take it seriously anymore.
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Walla Walla Wall Street becomes the location for the filming of "Willy Wonka 2: Voyage to Oompah Oompah Land." New Yorkers flee in terror.
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In a selfless act of heroism, crooner Liza Minnelli marries the entire cast of Willie Wonka 2. They then honeymoon in Vegas, which allows New York, New York to return to normal.
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