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Author Topic: Limericks Rockhopper Lad Kills Threads Dead posted                           (Editorial insert of quotes) "American Gods was a boring book," Said a critic, but I still took A look and oh glory! What a great story! That critic was a total schnook! Next: There was once a Lad named Rockhopper -------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant." From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005  |  IP: Logged |  Fat Cramer Rich and flaky posted                        There was once a Lad named Rockhopper He loved a penguin teenybopper She thought he was nice But stayed home on the ice Her dad, you see, was a penguin copper. NEXT: If I had a million dollars to spend -------------------- Holy Cats of Egypt! From: Café Cramer | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Quislet, Esq Great Calamity Kittens! posted                        If I had a million dollars to spend People would ask me to "lend" them some money It's funny all the people who think they're my friend. NEXT: Minesurfer & Kent got into a tizzy -------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff! From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  minesurfer Member Standing Proudly posted                        Minesurfer & Kent got into a tizzy. Happened so fast I got a little dizzy. I turn around and Kent's gone. A new page sees it's dawn. Somewhere the Limerick Police are too busy. Next... A train leaves Chicago doing eighty... -------------------- Something Filthy! From: NOVA by way of NOIN | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Semi Transparent Fellow Legionnaire! posted                        A train leaves Chicago doing eighty But has to stop for Warren Beatty Who's on his way To Santa Fe To meet none other than his lady. NEXT The little engine thought he could Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Quislet, Esq Great Calamity Kittens! posted                        The little engine thought he could travel from the farm to Hollywood the tractor would be an actor But his elocution wasn't very good NEXT: The jester sang for the king & queen -------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff! From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Semi Transparent Fellow Legionnaire! posted                        The jester sang for the king & queen Played by Madonna and Ben Vereen It was just a play On old Broadway About the fifties music scene. NEXT: Take me out to the old ball game Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Quislet, Esq Great Calamity Kittens! posted                        Take me out to the old ball game Although it seems a bit tame transform the uniform so, it shows the players' shame NEXT: It was late at night in the park -------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff! From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  minesurfer Member Standing Proudly posted                        It was late at night in the park. On a jog I began to embark. When a man in a coat, ummmm... Flashed me his scrotum. Now I don't run in the park after dark. Next... I recently went on vacation... -------------------- Something Filthy! From: NOVA by way of NOIN | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Kent Shakespeare Spectacled Legion posted                       I recently went on vacation I went with Simone the Haitian We went to Cancun in time for monsoon and took part in the evacuation NEXT: Minesurfer is not a bad egg From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003  |  IP: Logged |  minesurfer Member Standing Proudly posted                        Normally I wouldn't make up a limerick about myself, but you never know when inspiration will hit... and that's one muse I listen too. Minesurfer is not a bad egg. Had my right leg replaced with a peg. But just between us, I have a huge p3nus, Thats harder than my mahogany leg. Next... A cute young baker named Tammy... [ October 19, 2005, 12:37 PM: Message edited by: minesurfer ] -------------------- Something Filthy! From: NOVA by way of NOIN | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Semi Transparent Fellow Legionnaire! posted                        A cute young baker named Tammy Got hit with a double whammy Her buns were spurned Becasue they were burned When her lover left her for Sammy. NEXT Don't you tread on Superman's cape Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Fat Cramer Rich and flaky posted                        Don't you tread on Superman's cape Don't stand out on the street and gape Don't eat mud Don't drink blood And don't keep watching the ticker tape. NEXT: Where did all the fishies go? -------------------- Holy Cats of Egypt! From: Café Cramer | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Kent Shakespeare Spectacled Legion posted                       Where did all the fishies go? All I hear is "I don't know." "We've drained the supply" Is my best reply But at least I've got my shad roe NEXT: It's autumn in New York From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Lad Boy 3rd smartest person on Legion World posted                        It's autumn in New York And Boston, too, you dork. It isn't so queer that this whole hemisphere tilts due to celestial torque. NEXT: Would you please come rake my leaves? From: Washington DC | Registered: Oct 2004  |  IP: Logged |

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