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A speech being made by one Yellow Kid Was for an office for which he'd bid; "Come vote for me, and soon you will see, I'll accomplish more than Lardy ever did!"
Next: Lard Lad replied with a retort
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Lard Lad replied with a retort, "That's wrong and I'll take you to court!" He hired a lawyer Whose name was Tom Sawyer, With skills of a fictional sort.
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The judge in the case then replied, "Sorry, my hands are thus tied, Political spin, it may be a sin, but on fee speech watch Yellow Kid glide."
NEXT: Lardy's appeal case seemed doomed
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Lardy's appeal case seemed doomed On the horizon failure loomed when all at once, he stopped being a dunce "Quislet must defend me!" he happily boomed
NEXT: Quislet prepared an airtight case
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Quislet prepared an airtight case, "I'll win at a world-record pace, Their evidence is weak, Their witnesses can't speak, And their suits... just a fashion disgrace"
NEXT: The jury was thusly sequestered
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The jury was thusly sequestered, "GUILTY!" "NOT GUILTY!" they bickered, The evidence was weighed, Decisions were made, Then Lardy's verdict was summarily delivered.
Next: "All rise for the Judge" was heard,
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"All rise for the Judge" was heard, Lardy -- dear Lardy -- inferred "The bailiff must mean I should be crude and obscene." I'm sure you can guess what occurred.
Next: With unparalleled jurisprudence
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With unparalleled jurisprudence the judge, who seemed to be holding a grudge, Cried "60 days in jail! No, I will not grant bail!" And on that, he would not budge.
Next: In jail Lardy dropped the soap
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In jail Lardy dropped the soap And, non-sequitorially, I hope Quis is happy this thread has been bumped from the dead Or I'll end up looking like a dope.
Next: Actually, thread bumping's fun,
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Actually, thread bumping's fun, It's better than beating a nun But instead this thread's dead Limericks are over and done.
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Limericks are over and done? Why, this thread was barely begun. So I'll take your lead And plant the next seed To grow it back to a thread that is fun.
Next: Thank God that Levitz is back...
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Thank God that Levitz is back and the Legion's not done by a hack But who will be Leader As deemed by The Reader May make Mr. Levitz say "Frack!"
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You know what the Legion needs now Is for male Legionnaires to allow More view of their skin, Wearing costumes so thin. Gravity Kid can show them all how.
Next: If Cos brought back his bustier
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If Cos brought back his bustier Rocky would surely grow lustier but when all's said and done despite all his fun Rokk's 70s look could not grow more mustier
Next: If Luornu had two-timed poor Chuck
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