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Kent Shakespeare
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Can you believe what I read?
It said that Elvis was dead!
The King is alive
He'll always survive
Eating fried bananas on bread

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While on a flight to Sudan

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I sat next to an old naked man
When dinner was served
The plane suddenly swerved
And he was dressed in salad and flan.

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I ran so fast that I tripped and fell

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while playing and frolicing in the dell
things turned grave
and I had a close shave
when I nearly stepped into an abandoned well.


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A country lad from New Hampshire

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Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!

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Went into town for a lamp, dear
But he got in a muddle
And he fell in a puddle
And he ended up with a damp rear.

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A proud and feisty little Cannuck

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Doesn't need any luck
With mad skill
he is such a thrill
And you should see him handle a puck.

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In a palace most grand

[ May 12, 2005, 02:50 PM: Message edited by: Quislet, Esq. ]

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I place this ring upon your hand
On bended knee
I state my plea
Be the queen of this fair land.

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Oh gracious queen of my poor heart

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How sad I am when we part
While I am away
Each second - a day
And the sweetest things taste tart.

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A fanciful cat in Bucharest

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(Look, Quis, we're on page 3 -- and you didn't think we'd even get to page 2!)

Rid my flat of a rodent pest
He hit that rat
And squished it flat
And now my kitty desrves a rest.

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I Drown my sorrows in my gin

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Quislet, Esq
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I don't know where to begin
The rent is overdue
I have the flu
And my boyfriend is as ugly as sin.

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Down the road came a dog

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And sat beside me on a log
He looked at me
Then took a pee
And disappeared into the fog.

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There once was a chicken named Little

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Along side hopped a big frog
They made a strange sound
That toad and that hound
Reminded me of a sick hog.


A whiskey, a gin and a beer...

[Brainiac 5 - Re-Imagined]

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There's room for all God's creatures...right next to the mashed potatoes!

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Got me Semi...

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There's room for all God's creatures...right next to the mashed potatoes!

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There once was a chicken named Little
Who ended up caught in the middle
Of a falling sky
And the Earth, that's why
He wound up having to piddle.

A whiskey, a gin and a beer

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Is enough to make one feel queer
It will make you drunk
As an unsteady skunk
And you will fall down on your rear.

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I once had an auto named Dent

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Whose frame was wickedly bent
Until at last
I went too fast
and to the junkyard he went.


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A pretty young thing from Spain

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