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Author Topic: Limericks Quislet, Esq Great Calamity Kittens! posted                        Into the clouds I did float And dragons there I did smote When I was a child my imagination ran wild but now they call me an old goat. (note to Brainiac 5: you did an excellant job rhyming "London") Next: A young girl went a dancing (edited to add first line from the previous page) [ May 09, 2005, 08:06 AM: Message edited by: Quislet, Esq. ] -------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff! From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Brainiac 5 Cobalt Kid's Spell-Checker and Pain in the Rear posted                        To find a beau for romancing But to her dismay They all were quite gay Ignoring her while they were prancing. A lawyer named Joseph O'Hare -------------------- There's room for all God's creatures...right next to the mashed potatoes! From: the Detroit multi-lab | Registered: Nov 2004  |  IP: Logged |  Semi Transparent Fellow Legionnaire! posted                        [Responding to "A young girl went a dancing"] At a hip hop club in Lansing But a run in her hose And two broken toes Made her moves look more like prancing. Next: I tasted honey upon my lip [ May 09, 2005, 12:09 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ] Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Semi Transparent Fellow Legionnaire! posted                        [Braniac, you beat me to it.] [Responding to "A lawyer named Joseph O'Hare"] Took a case upon a dare The evidence was slim And the outcome was grim For the client who had lost all her hair. Next: I tasted honey upon my lip [ May 09, 2005, 12:08 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ] Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Brainiac 5 Cobalt Kid's Spell-Checker and Pain in the Rear posted                        And tried to make a witty quip I felt a sharp crack Across my poor back For Honey had brought her good whip! A virtuous lass named JoAnne -------------------- There's room for all God's creatures...right next to the mashed potatoes! From: the Detroit multi-lab | Registered: Nov 2004  |  IP: Logged |  Semi Transparent Fellow Legionnaire! posted                        Set her sights on a virtuous man But she was in for a shock When that guy named Brock Threw her over for virtuous Stan. Next: The judge had an itch on her chin Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Kent Shakespeare Spectacled Legion posted                       The evidence was quite thin the jury retired their deliberations mired but the defense still expected a win. Next: While sweeping up the school yard From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Quislet, Esq Great Calamity Kittens! posted                        but the Bailiff was as blind as sin So the prison in the dock got sent to the block and the Executioner did some choppin' Next: While surfing on the internet -------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff! From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Quislet, Esq Great Calamity Kittens! posted                        Kent beat me to the punch While sweeping up the school yard John found a bunch of report cards There were some 'A's & 'B's in the subject of geometry But John saw that calculus was quite hard. Next: While surfing on the internet -------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff! From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  minesurfer Member Standing Proudly posted                        I met a chick named Yvette Her manner was nice with no hint of vice but she could be Alex Trebec. Next: There was a man from Pawtucket -------------------- Something Filthy! From: NOVA by way of NOIN | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Semi Transparent Fellow Legionnaire! posted                        (Hey Minesurfer, my mom's name is Yvette. She is nice, with no hint of vice, by the way. ) Who bought chicken in a bucket But after his first bite He went hungry that night 'Cause the colonel had forgotten to pluck it. Next, I felt a breeze upon my neck Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  minesurfer Member Standing Proudly posted                        (Semi, glad to hear that about your mom... you sure she's not Alec Trebec? ) I felt a breeze upon my neck So I turned around to check My hair was now parted by someone who farted And two others were out cold on the deck. Next: My sister loves to eat cookies. -------------------- Something Filthy! From: NOVA by way of NOIN | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Semi Transparent Fellow Legionnaire! posted                        (She is Canadian, but not Mr. Trebec, I assure you.) With her friends the race-track bookies They like to take bets And run up the debts Of poor innocent young rookies. Next: I placed the body on the slab Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Quislet, Esq Great Calamity Kittens! posted                        And quickly hailed a cab I didn't do it; I'll never admit, Besides at the time I was in rehab. Next: Once on a clear summer day -------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff! From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Semi Transparent Fellow Legionnaire! posted                        I acted silly, I acted gay I drank champagne On Mockingbird Lane And asked the Munsters out to play. Next: Can you believe what I read Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |

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