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When he met a couple of flakes Spotting a pond He used a wand And now the flakes are drakes.
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From a county fair in Mayberry
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My neighbor, old man Pendergast Disturbingly eyes a much younger lass So I switched the name tags On the mailbox and bags Now everyone knows Mr.Pederast
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The girl that we knew as sweet Violet Auditioned for an ABC pilot The producer's a git But the show is a hit So if there's nothing else on, dial it
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I saw someone I thought was a she But as it turned out He had something to flout So we retired to his room - tee hee
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I stopped to smell a flower
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Now that I've had my lunch The milk did spill I've had my fill from eating bananas - a whole bunch.
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They said I was wrong
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Who went to a party in Rotterdam He went for a smoke And was offered a toke Then quoted Dr. Seuss - Sam, I am!
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I live in an odd shaped house
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I like to climb the old oak tree And stay up there from five to three But when I have had a lot to drink I take some time to think Do I really need to climb down to pee?
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A man and a boy did argue
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A man and a boy did argue Over who had dibs on the pool cue The man said, "I'm older" The boy said, "I'm bolder" So Jane stepped in and said "Screw you!"
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There once was a planet named Saturn
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There once was a planet named Saturn Whose name fit a certain pattern Except for Earth and Uranus They are all famous For coming from the Latin
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A young man from Daxam
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