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A young man from Daxam
Liked to put his feet up and relax 'em
And write notes to his love
His sweet turtle dove
And after, to her,he'd fax 'em.

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I spent the morning waiting in court

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because of a case of tort
but my lawyer died
so I sat & cried
"But this was my last resort!"

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A cute young pup named Duncan

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Whose coat is white and light tan
Likes to bite and chew
Anything that's new
Even his owner, the old man.

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He likes to wear a nightie ( [Big Grin] )

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And you may think him a little flighty
But how do you feel
When it's the Man of Steel
Do you still think his deeds are mighty?

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Joy-riding in a Time Bubble

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Joy-riding in a Time Bubble
We bumped the aging Hubble
The lens popped out
And floated about
And boy were we in trouble!

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She brushed her hair a hundred strokes

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To make herself pretty for all the blokes
But with a very big nose
and many runs in her hose
She was the butt of their jokes.

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With my sweetheart at the fair

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With my sweetheart at the fair
I shot an arrow on a dare
My aim was wide
And I hit my bride
But luckily only in her hair.

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Gleefully I took off my shorts

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Gleefully I took off my shorts
Feeling free from all reports
I was prancing about when
I danced into a group of men
Lucky for me they are all good sports.

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Someone has a dirty mind

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Someone has a dirty mind
They like to see me bump and grind
Strip off my clothes
Spin on my toes
And with my beauty strike them blind.

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Oh that man, he done me wrong

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[An aside to Quis. Do you think we should advertise the Limmericks thread? It's really quite fun and all the rest of the Legion Worlders are missing out.]
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quote:
Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
[An aside to Quis. Do you think we should advertise the Limmericks thread? It's really quite fun and all the rest of the Legion Worlders are missing out.]

How would you advertise it?

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With a limmerick?
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quote:
Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
With a limmerick?

well I put a limerick in the shout box

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Oh that man, he done me wrong
He expected me to wear a thong
While he wore my dress
It was quite a mess
This ain't no country & western song.

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A trio of teens at the space port

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A trio of teens at the space port
Tried to arouse the robot Gort
Klaatu Barada Nikto
Were the words, you know
To make that giant a destructive sort.

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I love the Day the Earth Stood Still

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