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It's time to check Yahoo mail I do it daily without fail Hoping for a fan letter or something even better an invite to an orgy of Roman scale.
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Why does Lad Boy make me feel horny?
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Why does Lad Boy make me feel horny? I'd answer that question, but then I'd feel corny. 'Sides, at this time of the day, In the office! Oy vey! Such thoughts would make my pants look rather porny.
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That's it! I'm giving up men!
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(corrective comma added) That's it! I'm giving up, men! No futile resistance; I'm giving in. No more being coy. To Quis, Semi or Lad Boy. I'm meet them at Shakes around ten.
NEXT: I never knew Kid Prime was Jewish.
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Don't upset the wig-maker, Harry He's making a rug for Halle Berry One that will make her look like the Gabor from Green Acres or a LegionWorld member -- quite scary.
NEXT: When Quislet went shopping in WalMart
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When Quislet went shopping in WalMart He tried to act dignified & smart But when bending over to check the price of clover Everybody heard his great big fart.
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Minesurfer stumbled upon the Gay Pride parade And realized the mistakes he had made He know longer wants Kate since we've been on a date And done all that he formerly forbade.
NEXT: I'm spending a week in Miami (aside: really are there any LW'ers there)
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That Lad Boy got an all-over tan has made me his biggest fan If I say much more then I am sure to offend and earn a ban
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A young man on a trip to Mardi Gras
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A young man on a trip to Mardi Gras Met young man wearing only a bra Oh, we're just having fun I'm dressed as a nun But I lent the rest of my habit to my pa.
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In a leaky boat he sailed out to sea
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In a leaky boat he sailed out to sea To forget about his lost love, Dee. He sailed far down To old Provincetown And hooked up with a guy named Lee.
Next: I bought myself new leather chaps
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In a leaky boat he sailed out to sea. Confident as any mariner could be. So he broke out the rum, Drank until numb, And was found leaking all over his dinghy.
Sorry but I was on the phone with my dad and couldn't post until I hung up. Since I already had the limerick completed, I didn't want to waste it.
To complete Rocky's line...
I bought myself new leather chaps. You know the kind without any straps. They're all that I wear, See my exposed derrier? All the better when I'm out shooting craps.
Tina the stripper tripped on the ramp Fell off of the stage and over an amp Surfer was in the right place her cootch was in his face And now his trousers are quite damp.
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The missionary was in the bad part of town
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