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MLLASH
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Come on, now... how many of you will disagree that it's GOT to be Lex Luthor and Mr. Mxyzptlk?

"If I know my buddies, they've already accepted you in our ADULT LEGION unanimously!" guffaws a haggard-looking Lightning Man, as a balding Cosmic Man and goofy Element Man chuckle mightily.

I loved the ADULT LEGION tale, but that ending sucked big fat parakat eggs!

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Eryk Davis Ester
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I've said it once, and I'll say it again: it should've been Dougie Nolan who burst in and saved the day in that story.
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Lex Luthor as a legionaire wouldn't be that bad. Maybe Lex's son and they could do a Brainiac 5, Lex Luthor Jr. team up story.

They could be Soft travelling Scientists out to see the universe.

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MLLASH
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Other people who could have burst through that door instead Of Lex Luthor & Mr. M:

Doug Nolan (as mentioned)

Rejects rejected for being useless, like Kid Heavyfeathers (armed with a space-potato sack full of feathers) or Antennae Lad!

Calamity King!

2 of the revealed-to-be-dead characters that hadn't appeared yet, like Reflecto & Quantum Queen-- not so dead after all!

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Eryk Davis Ester
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Any one of the "fate unrevealed" Legionnaires, like Invisible Kid or Sun Boy.
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You know, Lash, I'm surprised to hear you make such negative comments about the Legion's first gay couple...
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MLLASH
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BAH! They're icky! Can you imagine them doing it....?!? *shudder*

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Are they any ickier than those two zany old men from Thoon?
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If that story were written today, they would have Lobo bursting in and saving the day. He would certainly qualify as one of the worst ever.

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What were their super powers? I haven't read that story forevs.

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Lex and Mxy, yeah they sucked alright.

But what shocked me so much about that issue was Rokk's receding hairline. one thousand years in the future and there still isn't a cure for baldness?? Yikes!

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And Star Boy-- poor guy!

Lex Luthor had somehow given himself the powers of both Light Lass & Star Boy, and Mr. M's powers were magic!

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How did they do it in that lead armor?

Maybe lead is the new leather in the 30th century, since all animals are probably extinct by then.

I can see them hanging out with Unknown Boy, Sir Prize, and Miss Terious in a Lead Bar. Maybe Miss T was in lead drag.

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You're counting the Adult Legion stories?

I don't, nor any person who didn't join honestly. (Nor any such "entity," viz., "Bounty.")

That leaves LEGIONNAIRES, period, none of whom are "worst," sez I.

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Monstress sucked raw eggs!
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