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PAGE 3

Panel One

caption: The Super-Stalag of Space, the Girl's camp...

*Tiffany and the other female prisoners are sewing*

Tiffany: Thanks ever so much for helping me send that message, Antequated-Forms-of-Communication Lass! I just hope someone finds it!

AFoCL: No problem, Tiff! My expertise in primitive forms of communication doesn't usually come in handy, but it may be just the ticket to get us out of this jam!

Panel Two

Tiffany (pricks herself with sewing needle): Oww! I'm starting to wish we had Antequated-Forms-of-Clothing-Manufacture Lass with us, however!

Negative Nell: I wonder what Nardo wants with all these expando-suits he's having us make?

Panel Three

Itch Witch: Yeah, it seems like the Nardobots are pretty much "one size fits all". What could he possible need with clothing that can expand to fit any size wearer?

Panel Four

*Nardroid enters*

Nardroid: Females! You show remarkable progress on the expando-suits! The master will be pleased!

Panel Five

Nardroid: Here is the master's order for dinner! You will find the ingredients, as usual, in the kitchen. I will return in one hour to collect it!

Panel Six

Hazel: Okay, who's turn is it to cook tonight? Tiffany?

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PAGE 4

Panel 1

Tiffany: (to self) *sigh* It's times like these that makes me miss me multi-trillion credit fortune.

Itch Witch: Never you mind, dear... I'll do the cooking for Nardo tonight. I've got a special ingredient I'm just itching to use in the recipe... *tee hee!*

Panel 2

Tiffany: THAT'S a relief! At home I have 21 different chefs, 1 for each meal of each day of the week, so I never learned much about cooking.

Panel 3

*suddenly Took appears on table, the girls are startled*

Multi Maid: TOOK!

Negative Nell: But... HOW...?

Panel 4

Took: I've been with the team all along. I followed disguised as a dust mote. I've been at the boys' camp and discovered Nardo's horrible plans!

Panel 5

Took: The real reason you gals are making these clothes is... Nardo's super-fatass fetish!

Panel 6

Tiffany: Fatass? *gasp!*

Took: Yes, and your brother and his friend are next on Nardo's ass-fattening agenda!

Panel 7

Tiffany: Lester's HERE?

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PAGE 5

SPLASH PAGE

*Tenzil, Lester, Blockade Boy, Key Kid, and Weight Wizard are all hanging by shackles*

Lester: Great Ergloks! Why, oh why do I have to be here? Anywhere but here would be so much better...

TITLE (along bottom of page): ...AND ONE SHALL SURELY BE FATASSED!

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PAGE 6

Panel 1

Lester (to WW): I *knew* you guys would blow it.

Weight Wizard: Hello! I think YOU guys were captured first.

Panel 2

Tenzil: I wonder whatever happened to Big Toes Boy?

Lester: Who cares.

Panel 3

*a curtain is raised, revealing Nardo and a bound, sickly Dev-Em. Behind them is the fatassed Plant Lad.

Nardo: IT'S SHOWTIME! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Panel 4

Tenzil: Twisted fiend!

Nardo: Twisted? I say thee nay. Is it twisted to desire female companionship?

Panel 5

Tenzil: No.

Lester Yes.

Nardo: SILENCE! Long ago, my calculations revealed that the energy from my third eye, when passed through the super-body of a Kryptonian, causes humans to swell to massive proportions. You see its effect on the once-skinny Plant Lad.

Panel 6

Key Kid: But WHY would you want to make people fat?

Lester: And why does Dev look so bad?

Panel 7

Nardo: The Kryptonian is kept in check with exposure to a substance that weakens him.

Lester: That green glowing stuff!

Panel 8

As for why I want to enfatten you... the women of my home planet are all similarly shaped to Plant Lad's new proportions and have genetalia similar to human males. Once YOU five are bathed in the rays of my third eye, you will join Plant Lad... as my concubines!

Panel 9

Tenzil: Jumping fishooks!

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PAGE 7

Panel 1

*Several Nardroids are tending a pen in which a number of chicken-like creatures are enclosed. Opposable Big Toes Boy can be seen swinging from vines in the background*

Nardroid 1: These chryka birds are getting nice and plump! The master will enjoy consuming them!

Panel 2

*Big Toes lands on the roof of another nearby building*

Panel 3

*Big Toes swings down to ground*

Panel 4

*Big Toes hears voices around the corner*

Nardroid 2: Did you hear something?

Nardroid 3: I'll go check it out.

Panel 5

*Big Toes ducks inside the building*

Panel 6

*Inside the building, Big Toes hides in a room labeled "Cultural Acclimation Chamber"*

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Panel 1

Nardo: That's right, you will all have the great honor of being my harem! Tending to my every wanton desire! How beautiful you will all be... once you are the proper womanly size, of course. It's time to turn you skinny ugly ducklings into big fat beautiful swans!

Panel 2

Nardo: And I shall begin with the one of you I MOST desire...

Panel 3

*Nardo's third eye glows*

Panel 4

*Nardo's third eye blasts at Dev-Em; Dev-Em looks even more pained*

Panel 5

*the blast reflects from Dev-Em and hits Lester*

Panel 6

Key Kid: NOW! *shows all the manacles opening and falling off the prisoners*

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PAGE 9

Panel 1

*Weight Wizard leaps in the air, super-light*

Panel 2

*WW makes himself super-heavy, falling on Nardo*

Panel 3

*Nardroids rush in*

Nardroid: We must help the master!

Panel 4

*Tenzil stands face to face with a Nardroid*

Tenzil: So why do you guys just do whatever this creep tells you to? Don't you ever get tired of taking orders from your "master"?

Nardroid: Fool! We are non-living androids! We are made to serve! We have no independent will or consciousness of our own!

Panel 5

Tenzil: "Non-living", eh? So what your saying is basically you're just a hunk of inanimate matter?

Nardroid: Precisely, foolish human!

Panel 6

Tenzil: That's just what I wanted to hear!

Panel 7

*shows Tenzil standing over Nardroid with huge chunks bitten out of him...*

Tenzil: Jeepers! These Nardroids sure are tasty!

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PAGE 10

Panel 1

Nardo: Off me, human! *Nardo is scratching his arm while his eye blasts Weight Wizard*

Panel 2

*more Nardobots rush in*

Nardo: Capture these idiots, idiots! *Nardo is scratching his leg*

Panel 3

*Key Kid releases Dev-Em's bonds*

Panel 4

*Tenzil & Blockade Boy fight Nardroids; Key Kid can be seen in the background carrying Dev-Em out*

Panel 5

Nardo: *to Nardroids* The Kryptonian!! He must not get too far away from this building! I'll deal with these fools, you recapture the Kryptonian! *Nardo is scratching his groin*

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PAGE 11

Panel 1

*Outside, Key Kid is carrying Dev-Em, the Nardobots are right behind him*

Panel 2

*Key Kid puts Dev-Em down, points at the chryka bird cages, which open*

Panel 3

*The chryka birds fly out amidst the Nardobot, slowing them down*

Panel 4

*Nardobots begin to emerge from the flock of chryka birds, but are now covered in feathers*

Panel 5

Key Kid: *gasp*! That only slowed them down a bit!

Panel 6

*Nardobots start collapsing*

Panel 7

*Kid Heavyfeathers is there, with Negative Nell and Multi-Maid behind him*

Kid Heavyfeathers: You look like you could use some help, my friend! It looks like these lovely ladies here released me from captivity just in time!

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Panel 1

Key Kid: Kid Heavyfeathers! Praise Mooga!

Kid Heavyfeathers: The girls prison started this revolt!

Panel 2:

Negative Nell: Itch Witch got the ball rolling with a little something she added to Nardo's dinner earlier. It should be reaching its full impact any moment!

Panel 3

Multi-Maid: Then our buddy Took showed up and filled us
in on Nardo's awful plans!

Nell: Yeah, so we overpowered the few Nardobots at our camp.

Panel 4

Nell: Nardo will be sorry he underestimated us women!

Key Kid: Actually, uh... I think us guys are considered women by Nardo...

Panel 5

Kid Heavyfeathers: Huh?

Key Kid: Never mind. Look, I have to get Dev-Em away from this building so his powers will kick back in-- and Weight Wizard, Blockade Boy and that eating guy are inside fighting Nardo!

off-panel voice: How can I help?

Panel 6

Key Kid: False Pretenses Lad!

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PAGE 14 (correcting for the fact we have two pg 3's)

Panel 1

caption: Inside...

*Nardo is scratching his butt...

Nardo: I'm not licked yet! It's time to go out there and win one for the Gipper!

Panel 2

*Nardo takes out Blockade Boy with "nuclear blasts" from his hands.

Panel 3

*Nardo and Tenzil stand face to face*

Nardo: It's just you and me, Bismollian!

Tenzil: Jumping fishhooks!

Panel 4

Nardo: Unfortunately, your superhuman Bismollian metabolism makes you immune to my fatassing powers!

Tenzil: That's unfortunate, all right!

Panel 5

Nardo: That, of course, means that I have no reason to keep you alive!

Tenzil: *Gulp*!

Panel 6

*Close-up on Nardo shooting blasts from hands*

Nardo: You're fired!

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Panel 1

*shows Tenzil swallowing the energy beam!*

Tenzil: And unfortunately for YOU, energy is a type of matter! I learned it in a holo-comic book. And I, of course, can eat matter in ALL forms...!!

Panel 2

Nardo: That's amazing how you kept talking with all those rays blasting down your throat.

Tenzil: Thanks.

Panel 3

*Nardo punches Tenzil*

Nardo: Eye of the tiger!

Panel 4

*shows Nardo rushing outside*

Nardo: I must recapture the Kryptonian!

Panel 5

*now outside*

Nardo: *scratching side of head* Now WHERE could he have...

Panel 6

*Nardo is struck by a startled chykra bird that has fallen from above*

Nardo: Arrrrgh!

Panel 7

Negative Nell: You ROCK, Kid Heavyfeathers!

Kid Heavyfeathers: And to think, the Legion REJECTED me!

Panel 8

Nardo: *scratching chest* FOOLS!! YOU WILL ALL DIE HORRIBLY!!

Panel 9

Nell: BACK, Nardo-- or face the fury of Negative Nell!!

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PAGE 16

Panels 1, 2, 3, and 4 run across the top of the page, and have captions with Nardo's picture in them, indicating he is doing the narrating.

Panel 1

Caption: Negative Nell represents a serious thread to me! I remember her origin... how her evil scientist father blew up their homeworld with a doomsday device!

Panel 2

Caption: Her father was transformed in the explosion to a being of pure energy... the evil Positive Man!

Panel 3

Caption: Before destroying his world, he shipped baby Nell away in a rocketship, but she was still close enough to be exposed to the weird radiations of the explosion!

Panel 4

Caption: Rather than being transformed into energy, she gained the power to project explosive negative energy blasts!

Panel 5

Nell: So what's it gonna be, Three-Eyes!

Nardo (smiling): Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!

Panel 6

*False-Pretense Lad blasts Nell from behind with a stun gun!

Panel 7

*Suddenly, Nardroids surround the gang from every side*

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PAGE 17

Panel 1

*a Nardroid drags the unconscious Key Kid & Dev-Em towards the gang*

Panel 2

Nardo: NOW who's the boss? HA HA HA! I'm too sexy for this insubordination! NARDROIDS! March the prisoners to the Lilly-Pond! An example MUST be made!

Panel 3

Nardo: Except for the Kryptonian! Throw him back into The Ass-Fattening Chamber, where the Kryptonite will continue to subdue him!

Panel 4

caption: And shortly...

*Nardo stands before Nell, Kid Heavyfeathers, Blockade Boy, Weight Wizard, Tenzil, and Multi-Maid; they are beside a pond with HUGE lillypads*

Nardo: You fools will now see how Nardo punishes the naughty!

Panel 5

*Nardo pushes Blockade Boy into the pond*

Blockade Boy: What the...?

Panel 6

*the lillys seem to spring to life and swarm their feelers all over Blockade Boy*

Blockade Boy: NooooOOOOoooooo!

Panel 7

*Blockade Boy is pulled inside one of the lillys*

Panel 8

Nardo: *to BB's legs, still visible from the lilly* Kiss mah grits!

Panel 9

Nardo: *to the rest* And so shall you ALL perish, should you pull another idiotic escape attempt!

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PAGE 18

Panel 1

*A rumbling sound can be heard in the distance*

Nardobot: Master, what is that?

Panel 2

*A heard of phanders is rushing towards them*

Nardo: That's impossible! Phanders never come to this side of the jungle

Panel 3

*As the phanders crush the Nardobots, the lead phander turns into a bird. Itch Witch can be seen flying as well...*

Multi-Maid: It's Took! And Itch Witch!

Panel 4

*The Super-Companions's spaceship hovers above*

Panel 5

*The Super-Companions+Taryn fly out of their ship, and start engaging the remaining Nardobots in battle*

Othar: Let's get them, my super-companions!

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