The headquarters seemed cold and empty as if no-one had ever been there. However on closer inspection Dev found some signs of life. Holoscreens left on, plates of half eaten meals on tables, still warm to the touch, and a discarded pair of orange tights hung over the back of a chair in Lardy's quarters.
Dev sat down, absent mindedly playing with the orange tights, and wondered where everyone could be.
All of a sudden...
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From the shadows behind him came a voice ... "We'll be the judge of that."
"You!" Dev exclaimed, turning to the see where the voice came from, "But, you're dead!"
"Not as dead as you were made to believe" said ...
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Dev closed his eyes tightly, shook his head, and thought "never evver buy cheap stuff from..."
His thought was cut off by a new voice...
[ September 30, 2003, 08:15 AM: Message edited by: Space Ranger ]
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Catherine the Great laughed a hideous laugh, as she road in through the LMBP headquarters on her magnificent horse! Elvis followed, as Dev watched him eerily, and then took note that Elvis was not the fun-loving farm boy that history had noted him to be, but rather quite evil! In fact, it was apparent that they were all evil! This terrible trio of evil continued to invade the LMB Head quarters, ransacking everything, as Dev wondered if they could have something to do with all the LMBPers disapearing...
"I know what your thinking..." said a voice, "and they are partly responsible. But you see, they work for me..." Dev turned only to be shocked when he saw...
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quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: *interlude*
oops Ranger, I hate when that happens !
*end interlude*
S'OK, I'll Just do a little edit.
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...sing (well what else is she likely to do) but before she could do that Dev gasped as the mouse suddenly began to change form and the three villainous and possibly dead figures from history froze to the spot. The mouse continued to change shape and
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By the way, I have the biggest crush on Kylie Minogue! Now that is the definition of sexy!
*end interlude*
...turned into a dwarven sized Pumpkin-headed wood chuck? By now, Dev was beginning to question his sanity and all the mushrooms he'd ever eaten...
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Elvis was definitely in the house ... He grabbed Kylie by the hand, knocked the mouse/woodchuck out of the way, and opened his mouth to belt out a song, when Dev's voice boomed out ...
"HOLD IT!!!"
"Now, I'm used to plenty of nonsense around this place, but this is too much for my first day back!" continued Dev, "Now, where the sprock is the LMBP?"
Elvis opened his mouth again, but this time out came a loud peanut butter and fried bananas burp that filled the entire headquarters with a yellowish cloud. As it dispersed, Dev could see that the Elvis, Kylie and the others had "left the building." Standing in their place was the ever lovely and enchanting Space Tart.
"Back off tigers! Space Tart is back!"
'Oh man,' thought Dev, 'how am I ever gonna explain all this to ..."
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