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So, back at the Legion World Museum, Vienna Sheridan noticed the Shameless Hussy of....SLIME and gave a quick "gross...*tee hee*".
As Matlock frantically pushed the crowd back from a full-scale riot, as Dedman and Lucien Lad joined him.
“People, people!” he yelled. “Listen up!” Nothing seemed to be working. Suddenly he barked “There are free donuts at Legion World Square down the street, and they’re the ones with the sprinkles!” Quickly, people charged down the street for donuts, except one grumpy looking guy, to which Matt added “Munchkins too!”
Well, that worked, he said turning around, only to see Dedman running down the street, “Deddy, where ya’ going?”
“Didn’t you hear? There’s donuts!”
EDE watched on, glad his fellow LMBers were taking care of that. Vienna Sheridan shot him a smile. “Nice hat,”
“J-J-Jeepers!” replied EDE
Dip-Thong watched on from the shadows. “Let my most hated enemy get enamored by that trollop! Now I can make my move, which they’ll never suspect…” Quietly, Dip-Thong pulled his ‘thieving kit of subtle tools no one will ever notice’ and reached for the bazooka...
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As he unwrapped the Bazzoka Joe bubble gum and thoughtfully popped it into his mouth chewing slowly.
as his lips pursed, he blew a huge pink bubble.
"watcha doin Mista" said the obligitory comedy kid, pulling at his sleeves.
the shock caused Dip Thong to bite through the bubble gum and release the giant bubble which stickly rolled down into the museum. as it rolled it picked up, like little bits of carpet fluff, the Shammless hussey of Slime, Vienna Sheridan and EDE leaving them all trapped and helpless in a sticky pink mess.
"Well" said Dip-Thong, "not quite what I intended but it'll do"
And with that he.........
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removed all his clothes and began to do a little dance. He couldn't stop himself, he danced and he danced and he danced. And then he stopped, but didn't put his clothes back on. Instead he dropped to the ground and started moaning loudly.
No, not because of *that*, because of something else. Something that no-one would have expected...
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Rolling weakly onto his side, trying to find the cause of his agony, Dip Thong saw none other than Infectious Slug, of the Legion of Sustitute Slugs. "That little case of St. Vitus Dance ought to keep you out of more mischief" Infectious Slug said with a laugh.
matlock quickly kicked Dip Thong's thieve's kit/snack assortment out of the beleaguered villains reach. He'd avoided the Bazooka Gum trap because he'd got swept up in the free donut stampede, having forgotten it was his own ruse in the first place. Turning to the pink gumwad trap he...
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Turning to the pink gumwad, he saw his most hated enemy, J. Jeffrey Seagrams, the publisher who used to make the general public believe Matlock was a menace in the early years of his career!
“Poppin’ Planets!” said Matlock, “What the heck is JJS doing here? He’s never believed I was a hero in my forty years of Super-heroing, but I never thought he’d follow me to Legion World!” Quickly, Matlock used his web-shooters (he, er, has web-shooters, you know…) to web up his old nemesis with a quick laugh, “take that flat-top, for old times sake!”
As Matlock turned to see how EDE, Vienna and the Super Hussy of Slime were doing, he saw…
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