quote:Originally posted by Rockhopper Lad: Would twenty meters tall be big enough?
For which part of him?
I was thinking of his enormous biceps. Get your mind out of the gutter!
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Gosh, if I make his biceps alone twenty meters tall (that's their height, not circumference), then the whole statue would be somewhere around 150--that's about 500 feet. We would probably need to install a beacon at the top.
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A shining beacon of heat and light. That's our Cobie (or is it me?).
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It would have to be a cool light, though. Putting a hot beacon on top of an ice sculpture would be a bit unwise, I should think.
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I think Cobie's ego hasn't been massaged nearly enough lately, so we need to erect yet another statue in his honor. Since it's wintertime, I'll be glad to make another ice sculpture. Would twenty meters tall be big enough?
I salute your good sense, Rocky!
Smart posters know that massaging my ego usually equals a quick erection of my statue!
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Well, thank you, Cobie. I think I'll go with my original plan of a twenty-meter sculpture. We don't want it to be a danger to the migration of space-geese.
<Rocky concentrates and gesticulates a moment and a 20-meter ice sculpture of Cobie appears>
Now, I think, in fairness to all the other contributions made by the other LMBers, it would be swell if you'd let me make another sculpture of another LMBer nearby (but not so close as to detract from yours). I think a Lash sculpture would be the best choice. Suggestions?
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I suggest a sculpture of Lash and myself waving to the masses, and several gushing fans going into hysterics! Why, it would be as realistic as possible!
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Smart posters know that massaging my ego usually equals a quick erection of my statue!
[Red Forman from "That '70s Show"/] "Put some clothes on! Nobody wants to see that." [/Red Forman]
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A brilliant suggestion. I'll leave this sculpture right here and--walk with me, please. Thank you. All right. Here we go!
<Again Rocky concentrates and does a little more gesticulation. Soon there is an ice sculpture of Cobie and Lash waving to a crowd of their hysterical fans.> I think that will work nicely. Now, if nobody minds, I think I need to take a little lie-down.
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Certainly! That's quite a bit of work you've put in--and all for the good of Legion World!
In addition to lying down, may I suggest the consumption of alcoholic beverages while in the presence of belly-dancers? It's typically how I relax.
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Change the belly dancers to go-go boys and you've got yourself a deal!
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quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: I suggest a sculpture of Lash and myself waving to the masses, and several gushing fans going into hysterics! Why, it would be as realistic as possible!
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I'm glad you both like it. I used my strongest ice magic on it, so it should take at least 100 years before it even begins to melt a little.
Ah, here come the go-go boys!
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What's this? Looks like a clear violation of Ordinance 12-B-II, I'd say.
<hips out ticket-writing Omnicom>
<Rocky soon returns to the Rookery to find a ticket waiting for him from the Security Office for erecting statues without a permit, along with a "melt and desist" order>>
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