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<Exnihilo approaches the statue of the Legendary Poster known as Cobalt Kid, with an evil grin on his face. In his hand, he holds tight to a small brown bag>
Silent voice of the black diamond: ARE YOU PREPARED, MY SERVANT?
Exnihilo: Indeed. This shall be my masterwork of EEEEVIL! The destruction of this symbol of the LMB's heroism shall stand as a harbinger of their impending doom!
Silent voice of the black diamond: FINALLY! AFTER YOUR MISERABLE ATTEMPTS AT EVIL AT CAFE CRAMER AND SHAKES BAR, I HAD FEARED THAT I HAD CHOSEN POORLY... THAT YOU DID NOT POSSESS THE CAPACITY TO WREAK TRUE EVIL UPON THIS WORLD.
Exnihilo: Fear not... with each passing moment, the EEEEVIL grows inside me.
Silent voice of the black diamond: YES! SO HOW SHALL YOU ACCOMPLISH THIS FEAT? A MAGNIFICENT BOMB PLANTED INSIDE? A HEAT RAY TO MELT IT? AN ENORMOUS BEAST SUMMONED FROM THE PITS TO TEAR THE STATUE ASUNDER?
Exnihilo: None of those. I have a far more insidious plan, something I like to call... "The Myron Marks Gambit"!
Silent voice of the black diamond: THE... MYRO...?
Exnihilo <pulling out his brown bag and holding it up dramatically>: YES! Myron Marks... the man famed for his care for the wretched denizens of urban parks... the winged rats known as... pigeons!!!
Silent voice of the black diamond: I DON"T... I'M SORRY... WHAT?
Exnihilo <reaching into the bag, and pulling out a handful of birdseed, he tosses it at the statue>: The methods of destruction you describe are too pedestrian. With this gesture, this symbol will degrade over time... each passing day another step toward the complete degradation of the LMB!
Silent voice of the black diamond: I LITERALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE DOING.
Exnihilo <continuing to toss birdseed>: Can you not see the genius at work here, black diamond? Soon... flocks of pigeons will arrive to consume this seed. The very skies will turn black with their numbers. Within mere hours the natural consequence of their consumption will be... their waste! Thousands of birds will begin to befoul this monument to heroism and... over time... the corrosives therein will wear away at the statue... just as the morale of the LMB will be worn away at our reign of terror!
Silent voice of the black diamond: SIGH...YOU KNOW, I FEAR THAT "EVIL" MAY NOT BE YOUR CALLING.
Exnihilo <laughing as he continues to toss birdseed>: Mwah haHA! Mwah haHA! EEEEEEVIL!!!
Silent voice of the black diamond: YOU DO REALIZE IT'S NOVEMBER, DON'T YOU? THE BIRDS HAVE ALREADY FLOWN SOUTHWARD FOR THE SEASON.
Exnihilo <not hearing the diamond as he continues to toss birdseed>: EEEEVIL! Mwah hahahaha! EEEEEEVIL!!!
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Rond went for a walk through the park after his coffee.
He saw hundreds of pigeons surrounding a statue.
" ugh that's disgusting. They're like rats with wings. Legionworld is going down hill. Maybe it's time to take the time bubble back to the old days when villains had Os at the end of their names and we wore our underwear over our tights."
From: Always right on time. | Registered: Oct 2003
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Someone tricked the pigeons into returning in the middle of Flying Lemur season! The Lemurs are irritable and killing all the pigeons!
That handsome statue has turned red from the pigeon guts! Now it matches my new costume!
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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I hate pigeons ... I saw some pigeons fighting over a fried chicken leg in the street once.
From: Ninja Land | Registered: Nov 2004
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