Topic: 10,001 Things that don't Happen to You when you reach Time Trapper status
cleome46
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quote:Originally posted by Ramble Damsel: 146a. Heroin dealers make a killing that night.
146b. Heroin dealers The Food Bank sets out 1,000 donation barrels and they make a killing that night.
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cleome46
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147. You can turn the poetry in The New Yorker 100% good!
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150. The Continuity Cops actually listen to what you say in the tone it was presented rather than how they read only what they want into your words.
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152. Ramble Damsel listens to American Idiot at my urging and realizes that Green Day is actually pretty good! (I mean who couldn't like "Jesus of Suburbia"?!? )
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153. Ramble Damsel informs the Chief that she didn't even like "Jesus of Suburbia" and wishes Billie Joe Armstrong would cut out his own tongue so he couldn't sing anymore...or what passes for singing.
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cleome46
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154. Coffee grinders are not allowed to die on you anymore.
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cleome46
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156. You can train squirrels to dig up weeds, instead of your perennial bulbs.
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cleome46
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157. Your favorite childhood TV star reveals that you were their favorite fan all along.
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cleome46
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158. 11,001 posts in just one weekend!!11
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