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55) Your wife finally stops nagging you. (as if )
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56) You find out all the straight posters have turned gay, and all the gay posters have turned straight.
57) All the bisexual posters have turned asexual, and vice versa. They sit on the sidelines munching popcorn and sniggering at your bewilderment. Oh, and at those socks you always wear for Time Trapping.
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58) You get a company car.
59) You look better with your shirt off rather than on.
60) Three words: Minty fresh breath.
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61) You can wear elven epaulets in public without anyone laughing at you.
62) Geoff Johns builds next Summer's super-ultra-fantastically-amazing crossover event around YOU!!
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63) You can rid your favorite sitcom of those noxious laugh tracks, just by willing it!
64) The currency exchange will always favor you, no matter where in the galaxy you travel on vacation.
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67) You can fix all those broken home appliances free, via telekinesis.
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quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: 66) Optional surgery....
(luv ya, FC! )
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68) Every bar you go to is automatically an open bar.
69) You alone decide which seemingly innocuous number, word or phrase will become the next internet-wide snerk-worthy double entendre. (You will also be the sole determiner of its shelf life in that capacity.)
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72) The ghost of Rip Taylor materializes and showers you with confetti...
73)...followed by the ghosts of Wayland Flowers and Madame who sings "Seventy-Six Trombones".
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74) You get a major-league contract in the sport of your choice, along with the chance to endorse your favorite beer and receive free cases of it for life.
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77) No more ingrown hairs or toenails.
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