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Author Topic: 10,001 Things that don't Happen to You when you reach Time Trapper status Arm Fall Off Boy Now starring in his own DC Comic, September 2011! posted                        78) You become governor of Alaska. 79) You are given a secret identity. 80) Land a job at a large metropolitan newspaper. -------------------- Long Live all them Legions! From: North Carolina | Registered: Feb 2008  |  IP: Logged |  cleome46 or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off posted                        81) Lifetime immunity from all computer viruses! -------------------- Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on flickr. Drop by and tell me that I sent you. From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008  |  IP: Logged |  Outdoor Miner Vote for Gates! posted                       82) Ice cream no longer contains calories. -------------------- Legion World's Badwill Ambassador From: A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expanding Chicken Heart | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Lard Lad Re-empowered! posted                        83) You suddenly look sexy in a speedo. -------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  cleome46 or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off posted                        84) Buffed young dudes in Speedos follow you around, begging to add you as their "special" Facebook friend. -------------------- Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on flickr. Drop by and tell me that I sent you. From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008  |  IP: Logged |  Lard Lad Re-empowered! posted                        85) "Sexy" becomes your middle name automatically. -------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Rockhopper Lad Kills Threads Dead posted                           86. Now able to wear a Grell/Cockrum era Legion costume. -------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant." From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005  |  IP: Logged |  Lard Lad Re-empowered! posted                        86a) Because you now have magnetic nipples! -------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  cleome46 or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off posted                        87. Now able to speak with Dave Cockrum on the astral plane. (He's doing great, BTW. Al Williamson also sends his regards.) -------------------- Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on flickr. Drop by and tell me that I sent you. From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008  |  IP: Logged |  Rockhopper Lad Kills Threads Dead posted                           88. Super-breath! -------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant." From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005  |  IP: Logged |  cleome46 or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off posted                        89. You can kill unsightly weeds in the yard with just a single touch! -------------------- Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on flickr. Drop by and tell me that I sent you. From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008  |  IP: Logged |  Lard Lad Re-empowered! posted                        90) Hygiene maintenance no longer necessary--Time Trapper powers take care of that automatically! -------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Rockhopper Lad Kills Threads Dead posted                           91. Perfect pitch. -------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant." From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005  |  IP: Logged |  cleome46 or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off posted                        92. A five-octave vocal range. Easy as pie! -------------------- Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on flickr. Drop by and tell me that I sent you. From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008  |  IP: Logged |  Mattropolis member posted                           93. Flawless dance moves -------------------- Touch the magic... From: Morganfield, KY | Registered: Jul 2003  |  IP: Logged |

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