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27) Keith Giffen offers to kill off your least favorite Legionnaire.
28) Your least favorite Legionnaire becomes Karate Kid.
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29) Everyone says that you look fantastic in low-cut spandex, metallic sashes, and thigh-high boots.
30) But they say your spouse looks even more fantastic in them.
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31) When you die, you get reincarnated as a lurker.
32) You get to visit the Time Trapper clubhouse on a mind-bogglingly beautiful Polynesian island in the distant past, before it was ruined by commercialism.
33) You get to bet on sporting events of the past in the past, and you always win since you can look up the outcome beforehand.
34) You get to autograph-hunt among all the big-name people, before they are big names.
35) You get to pose for a free Leonardo da Vinci portrait.
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36) You have a realistic appreciation of numbers
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37) you realize Quis is destined to with the "kill this thread" competition.
38) you realize Abin takes things far too seriously.
39) you learn that the LMBP really did not exist before Legion World; Cobie just makes up those 'old stories.'
40) you get your very own time bubble.
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41) You can transform sound into light, and vice versa.
42) Deep Thought explains it all to you.
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(44) The IRS looks the other way when you write off flight ring insurance and transmatter depreciation as business expenses.
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45) You can now claim depreciation on your spouse as a business expense.
46) Chrysler will make a car Tamper Lad would like to buy.
47) Legion World is given a bailout and each Time Trapper is awarded $546.43 per post, while lesser classes settle for 43 cents/post.
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50) Your entourage effectively deal with all the paparazzi
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51) You begin to realize just how long one of these threads can linger and get bumped every so often so they essentially can run for 5-10 years.
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