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Granted, but the guy before you ate a rather excessive amount of chili last night. And the guy before him dropped something that blocked everything up.
I wish I hadn't thought of that...
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From: Westerly Rhode Island | Registered: Aug 2003
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Granted, you know many good jokes, but you never can tell them correctly.
I wish I had all the answers
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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Granted, Unfortunately all the answers are in Latin, and the all questions are now in Urdu. You are extremely frustrated and misunderstood.
I wish the cute guy who's in the locker room at the same time I am every morning would start using smaller towels.
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Granted, and you are horribly disappointed.
I wish I had Lad Boy's sense of sexual adventure.
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Granted: But wait, there's more, you'll be moving soon to rural Alabama to live with Lad Boy's inlaws, where you'll find your adventurous desires have little if any chance of being fulfilled.
I wish people would stop leaving dishes of Halloween candy all around the office.
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Granted, you are as cute as Lad Boy, you fall madly in lust with yourself and...uh...well, that was about to degenerate badly.
I wish I'd come up with a better answer to Rockhopper Lad's "I wish I were as cute as Lad Boy."
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Granted: Your reply was hilarious, and flattering. Thank you. The fact that it was in Lettish, the official state language of the Republic of Latvia, slightly limited its impact to ....well, Latvians and thouse who could interpret from their knowledge of and ability to assimilate Curonian, Semigallian and Selonian. Quite clever of you.
NEXT: I wish I could build a Superboy robot.
From: Washington DC | Registered: Oct 2004
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Granted, but as soon as you activate it, it hears a cry for help from the Andromeda Galaxy, busts through your roof, flying off, never to return.
I wish I had an apple pie waiting for me at home.
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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Granted, but it one of those McDonald's apple pie-like things that's really not mouch more than plump pop-tart.
NEXT: I wish Jake Gyllenhaal would be at my house making an apple pie for me when I got there.
From: Washington DC | Registered: Oct 2004
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Granted, When you walk in, the aroma of the pie overwhelms your senses and all you can think about is the pie. You don't even notice when Mr. Gyllenhaal leaves.
I wish I could buy a whole new wardrobe for myself.
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Granted. You now own the most perfect mirror in the world. You can't get a better self-image.
I wish there is something good to watch on television tonight
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