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Further scholarship proves that the new evidence is really a Brian Michael Bendis script.
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A convulted, dialouge heavy, action lite Bendis script convinces scholars to stop reading the new evidence half way through. The Big Bang theory survives.
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Krona tries to verify the Big Bang theory, but sees a giant hand before he is struck down by an unknown blast of lightning. The theory is called into question.
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The giant hand turns out to be Colossal Boy playing a prank with a time machine. Circadia Senius bans him from the Time Institute.
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Universo uses hypnosis to circumvent bans from the Time Institute.
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Lex Luther time travels to the 31st century and convinces Universo to join him in a "Bald is Beautiful" parade, causing Universo to abandon the Time Institute.
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The Bald is Beautiful parade has a run-in with a shipment of Rogaine.
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When Rogaine fails to work on Lex, he buys the company, fires all the employees, and turns it into a fast food franchise.
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Bald Burger's policy of serving absolutely no condiments with any order turns off ketchup loving consumers who boycott the chain. Lex Luther files for bankruptcy.
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Ketchup loving consumers get sick as a result of tainted tomatoes.
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New FDA regulations minimize the risk of tainted tomatoes.
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The appointment of an otherwise-unemployable friend of the administration (and twice-convicted tainted tomato importer) to the position of Secretary of Health and Human Services greatly diminishes FDA's regulatory activity.
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The Secretary of HHS is accused of tomato laundering (real laundering -- with Tide, no less!) by the House Un-Appetizing Food Activities Commission and forced to resign.
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Procter and Gamble introduces a new formula for Tide that is safe for washing produce and the HUAFAC's decision is overturned.
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In the end, "Classic" Tide proves more popular the "New" tide...
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