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Five Guys and their lucrative cross-promotion with the My Little Pony empire end in disaster-- after a tearful Mom recounts finding a horseshoe nail in her daughter's kid's meal on 60 Minutes.
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Tearful Mom sells horseshoe nail to proverbial horse who for want of a nail lost his shoe. The battle that had then been lost is now won and history changed so that Tearful Mom was never born.
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Tearful Mom never being born results in catastrophe for 24th century Earth. It seems that Tearful Mom once killed a cockroach whose descendants would have mutated into intelligent giant cockroaches. Now they have enslaved Earth and all of humanity.
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Tearful Mom never being born results in catastrophe for 24th century Earth. It seems that Tearful Mom once killed a cockroach whose descendants would have mutated into intelligent giant cockroaches. Now they have enslaved Earth and all of humanity.
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Giant feet emerge magically from the sky, Gilliam-style, and crush the cockroaches flat.
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Giant feet turn suddenly after squishing cockroaches flat, there is giant boulder on the trail. Giant feet stub big toe on the giant boulder causing extreme pain.
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Naked Mole Rat Lad and his minions chew the giant boulder into gravel.
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PETA starts a protest campaign against Naked Mole Rat Lad and his minions over exploitation of naked mole rats.
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Anonymous' identity is discovered and broadcast nationwide in a startling exposé by 60 Minutes.
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The eccentric detective's ex-wife hauls him into court over deliquent alimony paymnts.
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The ex-wife's new husband comes forward making the alimony null and void.
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The new husband's previous wife (and their four kids) catch up with him, thanks to mutual friends on Facebook.
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