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Granted. An award winning 2000 lb watermelon on it's way back from the 1st Annual Boston Watermelon Growers Championship has just rolled off the back off it's flatbed truck and on to you. It was seedless.
I wish I could come up with a billion dollar idea for an internet business.
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Granted: Marc Cuban makes a billion dollars off your idea, buys the White Sox and turns them into the Yankees.
I wish I could make up my mind between going to Stratford, seeing a show and doing a bit of touring or staying home and going to the new Polish restaurant and doing other local things.
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Halfway between Stratford and the Polish restaurant you made up your mind to wear women's undergarments, eat only raw onions and live in the burned out hull of a '68 VW camper. Congratulations on your freedom from indecision.
I wish I could write a proof of Fermat's Last Theorem that most math undergrads could understand.
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Halfway between Stratford and the Polish restaurant you made up your mind to wear women's undergarments, eat only raw onions and live in the burned out hull of a '68 VW camper. Congratulations on your freedom from indecision.
I wish I could write a proof of Fermat's Last Theorem that most math undergrads could understand.
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Granted! You right a proof of Fermat's Last Theorem that most math undergrads understand. Of course no one else, including you, has any idea what it means.
I wish all Legion Worlders lived in the same city.
-------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
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Granted. Ram Boy (and his gropey little hands) have now moved to Washington, D.C. and into your home. Unfortunately, because he left his business behind, you'll be responsible for his upkeep.(word is he's very high maintenance and insists on being served breakfast in bed....everyday)
I wish (this) Legion World was a television reality series.
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Granted, I have one right here for you Lad Boy, now just get on a plane and fly over here to Scotland to collect it. (let's hope that I don't get thirsty and drink it before you arrive though)
Wish I could fly!
From: home sweet home... unless i'm posting from work | Registered: Jul 2003
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Granted: You can fly but as you're entering DC airspace to drop off Lad Boy's "Snapple Tangerine White Tea" your "identify friend or foe" is still set on Gaelic and you get an ICBM right in your haggis.
I wish I knew a program for converting pdf files into word documents.
From: East Toledo | Registered: Jul 2003
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Granted. You have a program to translte pdf files into word documents. The program takes ten years to run and you cannot run any other programs while it is translating.
I wish Bill Gates would give me 10 million dollars.
-------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
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Granted. You have a beautiful, sleek, air-conditioned spaceship. Now, considering how much gasoline costs these days, can you imagine how much it would cost to tank up this baby?
I wish I could travel back in time to see Richard Burton, Julie Andrews and Robert Goulet perform Camelot on Broadway.
-------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
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Granted! You "seed" Macbeth. Now all the actresses are pregnant and sue you for paternity.
I wish I had a secretary to do all my dirty work for me.
-------------------- The Semi-Great Gildersleeve - writing, super-heroes, and this 'n' that
From: The Stasis Zone | Registered: Jul 2003
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