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Granted: Former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld does all your dirty work for you, but he goes on and on about how the administrations actions in IRAQ were fully justified.
I wish I were better at editing my own postings here at Legion World.
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Granted, All your posts have been editted to perfection which makes a lot of responses meaningless. This causes people at Legion World to resent you, especially as their own mistakes become glaring. Eventually you are banned from Legion World.
I wish Pres. Bush & Vice Pres. Cheney would resign effective immediately.
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Granted. We make contact with aliens who eat every nonhuman thing on Earth, leaving the humans to drift off into space where we all explode.
I wish life were a musical comedy.
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Granted. Life is now like The Rocky Horror Picture Show. And your just a sweet transvetite from transexual Transylvania. Who does your hair? Dairy Queen?
I wish there were a city on the moon AND that it had affordable hotel rates. (Ha!)
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Granted! Hotel Luna boasts affordable rates. Of course, if you want oxygen, it's going to cost you extra. Way extra.
I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner so everybody would be in love with me.
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Granted. Lad Boy and co. buy the house right next door. Lad Boy then turns out to be the neighbor from hell. He borrows things and never returns them. He jacks up an old 1973 El Camino on cinder blocks in his perpetually unmowed front yard. And he and his jug band play music well past 1:00 am every morning.
I wish I had a time machine.
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Granted. Lad Boy has curbed his borrowing "habits". He no longer borrows habits from nuns. He now just chases the nuns down, tackles them and takes their habits outright.
I wish earth had TWO moons, as I feel that would be very pretty and twice as romantic.
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Granted. Earth has two moons, but it completely disrupts the cycles of life, causing chaos and madness, as people complain that there is no "night" anymore.
I wish space travel were as common as driving to the local supermarket.
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Space travel is so common that everyone does it. During "rush hour" it takes 5 years to get to the Safeway on the dark side of the moon.
I wish the attractive, personable, scantily clad men would, after having taking advantage of the recent price reductions and having bought the three new homes built at the end of our street, come mow my lawn. (see previous post .)
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Granted. Unfortunately, as per my wish above, you've moved to Houston and aren't there to see them.
I wish the guy I had a crush on in college, still handsome and fit after all these years, would show up at my door and pledge his undying love for me.
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Granted. He is handsome and fit and has the worst case of halitosis ever. Nothing helps the halitosis. He is also on the run from the Mob.
I wish I had a magic wardrobe filled with stylish clothes that fit me.
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Your magic wardrobe talks/sings with the voice of Jo Anne Worley and is filled with stylish clothes from Victoria's Secret.
I wish that only the really attractive guests in the hotel across the street would open the curtains before getting dressed.
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