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Quislet, Esq
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I love the Day the Earth Stood Still
Watching it always gives me a thrill
I was surprized to see
It was on MST3
Their version made me feel ill

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A pretty girl in a bonnet

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Invisible Brainiac
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A pretty girl in a bonnet
Buzzed around like an angry hornet
When asked why the rage
She displayed her journal's page
And said, "Why, somebody has torn it!"

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A silly young man from the moon

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A silly young man from the moon
Entertained us all with a tune
"When it is night,
I'm quite a sight,
But I'm invisible at noon."

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A tasty young tart named Alice

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Quislet, Esq
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A tasty young tart named Alice
Was summoned to the palace
We heard you were smart
And not just a tart
So explain the Aurora Borealis.

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There once was a princess from Psyonia

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There once was a princess from Psyonia
Who visited me in Patagonia
When she was here
She hated our beer
Said it tasted like ammonia.

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I really love my Etch-A-Sketch

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Quislet, Esq
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I really love my Etch-A-Sketch
And without it I would kvetch
But then I got a pup
And he chewed it up
So now we play fetch.

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On Legion World I did post

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Lad Boy
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On Legion World I did post
And though I don't like to boast
A girl from Nantucket
Put my post in her bucket
And said that she liked it the most.

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While talking of Keats to a Durlan

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While talking of Keats to a Durlan
His antennae started unfurlin'
He said, "I'm a-tirin'
Of poems by Byron,
But Shelley starts my toes a-curlin'."

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Pariscub, Quislet, and Lad Boy

[ June 23, 2005, 01:37 PM: Message edited by: Bureaucracy Boy ]

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Pariscub, Quislet, and Lad Boy
All fought over a new toy
When Paris said "It's mine"
Quis smacked his behind
And Lad Boy clapped his hands in joy.

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Where in the world has Lad Boy been

[ June 23, 2005, 01:49 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]

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Where in the world has Lad Boy been
to Capitol Hill, again and again.
His job, kids, and a wife,
and the ex-boyfriend's strife
make me worry about my good friend.

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Legion greats Waid and Kitson

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Legion greats Waid and Kitson
Reimagined tales they have spun
I like the cast
and prefer it to the last
So let's hope they have a very long run

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Going to the comic book shop

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Going to the comic book shop
I like to run and skip and hop
At six foot three
I'm a sight to see
So I try to avoid the local cop.

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I peered into the garbage can

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I peered into the garbage can
And saw the trash of ole rich Stan
Bras made from rubies
To place on my boobies
So now they sparkle for my man.

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She was loveliest of the old hags

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And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...

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She was loveliest of the old hags
Beautiful even when wearing rags
She'd go to the races
Where she was simply aces
Winning when she bet on the old nags.

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I stubbed my toe on a rock

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Quislet, Esq
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I stubbed my toe on a rock
While cruising under a dock
My cry of pain
Was answered by Wayne
A nice ending for my walk.

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An old maid from Rome

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