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A strapping young man from Zaire Wanted to have a hot affair The one that he found Made him feel down Because the husband didn't care.
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I ate a pickle on my break But it was a mistake Because fairly quick I got very sick I shouldn't have had it with cake.
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It was a very hot day
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Sitting pretty on her chair Was the girl who wasn't there With her I would play And while away the day Her name is Sue, but call her "Claire".
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When lighting softly on a star It is good to know who you are For a life Without strife That will help you go far.
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Upon reading something very funny Or even if it's just merely punny I laugh and cry just like a clown And giggle 'til my pants fall down And all the crowd showers me with money.
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There was a young lawyer from New York Who fancied for luncheon some roast pork But the rent that he paid Left his bank account flayed So he sat at his desk and did more work.
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A weekend at home is so charming I did some gardening aka farming I pulled lots of weeds Some plants went to seed Which I found quite alarming
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Traveling the world for three years
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Traveling the world for three years Might bring a grown man to tears Unless in each region There were friends of the Legion And lots of ales, stouts, and dark beers.
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