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Granted. Unfortunately, the winds were hurricane force and blew your house into pices which are also in the park with all those leaves.
I wish there were sidewalks in my neighborhood.
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From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003
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Granted! But you really should've attended more of those neighborhood planning meetings, because you're gonna' faint when that bill from the city comes in.
I wish that the dishes were already washed.
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From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
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Granted. They are all washed, but not rinsed. You taste the soap when you use them.
I wish there was a good movie on TV for me to watch.
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Your life has been tranferred into a simple binary code: 01 10 11.
I wish I had a chocolate milkshake right now.
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From: The Stasis Zone | Registered: Jul 2003
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Granted. You have gotten a gigantic chocolate milkshake and you are in the center of it. The edge of the glass is 30 miles away.
I wish I was independently wealthy.
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You are independently wealthy. Tomorrow, your cellmate will be Bernie Madoff.
I wish I could time travel back to the 1960s and experience all that great music first-hand, then return home.
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Granted. Due to certain "operational issues" with your Time Bubble, you will unfortunately return to a present in which Pat Boone became supreme overlord of all existence. Oh, and he's immortal, too.
I wish I could have the house paid off by the start of 2010.
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From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
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The house that you put on Baltic Avenue in the Monopoly game you play on December 16th will indeed be paid off before the start of 2010.
I wish I could get my act together.
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Granted. Your act, The Flying&Flaming&Bouncing&Singing Trampoline Brothers, is together and under contract to perform three shows daily for the next ten years at The Polka Kingdom Casino in Branson, MO.
I wish Legion World a Happy New Year!
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The year in question shall be 4827 P.A. (Post-Apocalyse), when the subterranean council of elders finally abolishes the law making thought-crime punishable by electron dispersion.
I wish I knew if that cute little blonde girl back in sixth grade really had a crush on me.
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She still has her eye on you and she's hot. Inspired by "Fatal Attraction," she's out shopping for a large dutch oven at Williams Sonoma right now. Hasenpfeffer anyone?
I wish my inlaws would follow my advice.
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Granted! Your they follow your advice on cool Web sites on which to post. Everyone, meet the newest Legion Worlders: Father-In-Law Lad and Mother-In-Law Lass!
I wish I had quiet, intelligent relatives.
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Granted! As for those secret, er, "investment" meetings they had with those Chinese armament companies while working for the Pentagon?... I'm sure the FBI will understand that you couldn't have known a thing about it. [ahem]
I wish I had more get-up-and-go at the end of the work day, instead of being interested in nothing more than a cup of herbal tea and an 8 PM bedtime.
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From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
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Granted! You're a meth addict with lots of energy! You're new after-work interests include piecing together shredded bank statements until it's time to do back flips and doing back flips until it's time to go back to work!
I wish that I had a way of spying on all my fellow Legion Worlders so that I knew what they were up to.
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