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From: Wouldn't you like to know? | Registered: Oct 2003
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cleome46
or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
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Granted! Your leg, on the other hand... Uh, expect to spend most of your spring and summer sitting down. Just sayin'.
I wish the ants, bugs, and any other vermin hanging around would get the frak out of my house for good.
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From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
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Granted! Colgate signed you up for a 1 year contract and other models got jealous so they ganged up on you and beat you. One solid punch landed on your chin, causing you to loose your two front teeth. Smile!
I wish the genie will stop being nasty.
[ May 11, 2012, 06:41 PM: Message edited by: Blaze ]
From: in your dreams | Registered: Jan 2012
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The genie is no longer nasty because we've all lost the will and desire to make wishes, and have lost hope of anything ever getting better.
(I was tempted to temporarily lock this thread as a joke response, too)
I wish my room would clean itself while I go out for a walk.
[ May 11, 2012, 10:32 AM: Message edited by: Kent Shakespeare ]
From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003
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cleome46
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What would you like your room to lean itself against, Professor?
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From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
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cleome46
or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
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Shining Son:
Click Here For A SpoilerWould you believe that several years back, somebody really did abandon a huge box of packaged raw meat by the fence bordering my house? (It was probably stolen and stashed there, but the thief either couldn't come back for it or forgot where they'd left it.)
By the time I found out, it was pretty rotten, but luckily it was sealed so tightly in the wrappings that no four-footed "friends" had been able to discover it.
Granted! Your room has cleaned itself... of everything. Including the furniture, books, food, sensitive financial records...
I wish I could play the bass (the instrument, not the fish) and compose my own music.
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From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
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Granted! You're a gifted bass player. Unfortunately, all your work is stolen by that horrible neighbor of yours who also left the raw meat beside your house. Nobody ever believes those compositions were yours.
I wish I were 4 inches taller, while still retaining the same body type and weight.
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Granted. You are four inches taller than you were when you were four inches shorter than you are now.
I wish life were like a movie musical and people would start singing and dancing all the time.
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From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
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Granted! Your house is on fire but as it rages through, the firemen, your neighbors, and the rest of the concerned citizens stood in front of your house and started singing "Through the Fire" while dancing to their hearts' content.
I wish I'm done reading all the Legion of Super-heroes issues.
(edited upon Blaze's request)
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From: in your dreams | Registered: Jan 2012
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