cleome46
or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
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Granted! Unfortunately, the only way you can maintain your powers is by assuming the form of a two-dimensional, three-colored icon.
I wish everyone who drove me crazy with their condescending b.s. this week would trip in the dark upon awakening Friday morning and stub the hell out of their big toe. Twice.
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From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
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Granted! Unfortunately, this causes a domino effect - one person who trips stumbles onto his window sill, causing a potted plant to fall onto his lawn, causing his child's skateboard to roll into the street, making the mailman who stepped on it knock over a cart full of watermelons, causing them to roll down the street, tripping over a garbage bin, knocking it onto the road, causing a truck to swerve and hit the local liquor store. Nobody was hurt, but it will take about three weeks for you to have liquor again in your area.
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Granted. Never again will it rain in your area, ever.
I wish I'll wake up early tomorrow so I won't be late and pay a fine.
From: in your dreams | Registered: Jan 2012
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cleome46
or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
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Granted! You arrive on time for your appointment-- Just in time for a massive transportation strike to shut down the entire metro area. Don't worry, though. You'll be able to get home to bed by sunrise the following day.
I wish for our next Mayor to be less of a clueless, corrupt, greedy yahoo than the current Mayor is.
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From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
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From: Wouldn't you like to know? | Registered: Oct 2003
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cleome46
or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
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Granted! The only drawback is now they're swamping you with pictures of cute babies available for immediate adoption, because they think you should embark on parenthood and settle down.
I wish for an end to all junk mail and email spam.
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From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
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Granted! you work more 1000% efficiently, but also face a 99.99% pay cut.
I wish that however the evil genie twists this wish, it is worse for him/her than it is for me.
From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003
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Granted, your skin is so perfect that everyone is clamoring for a look which pleases you to no end. Unfortunately, the smog and rough fibers of your clothing are incompatible with your perfect but oh-so-delicate skin. Therefore, you are placed naked in a transparent hermetic capsule in the middle of Times Square so that all may gaze upon your perfection.
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I wish I could rewind my life for a do-over, starting at 17, keeping all the knowledge I've gained.
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