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Isn't a tiny bit of that knowledge about how the genie ruins every wish? :-)
Granted, so now you're doing your life over exactly as before. Or did you want to be able to change things? Ah, well you might have said that. But at least you know every single moment before it happens, even if you're helpless to do anything about it.
Must be fun knowing when that hammer is about to hit your thumb...
I wish people would stop trying to cheat the genie out of his fun.
Yes, I wished it again, because it was not granted!
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Granted. You become faster in everything... including in bed. You now can only last 30 seconds, leaving me to take care of myself
I wish I had a new laptop, car and phone that would never break or need replacing, and that would automatically upgrade themselves to match the latest technology.
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Granted. They have replaced your limbs - your torso sticks out of the car's roof and you have a phone on one shoulder and a laptop on the other.
I wish I could be healthy and feel fine without sleep.
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Granted. All of your family has fallen under the spell of a new charismatic prophet and joined the Church of Kyle. Devotees are not allowed to associate with non-believers, even family members, other than to insincerely ask, "how are you?"
I wish for an un-thwartible wish of my choice that will come true.
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or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
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Granted!
I'll start by hijacking every thread to tell you all the good news about Herbalife™!
I wish the cats would stop turning up their noses at their dinner and just eat the food we bought them without fussing.
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or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
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Granted! You will now be contractually obligated to bungee jump all day Saturday and Sunday between the hours of 6 AM and 6 PM.
I hope you packed the really durable cord. Oh, and you might want to plan on abstaining from food between 6 PM Thursday and 6 AM Sunday, just in case.
I wish I could afford to pay in cash for all the home repairs chez_cleome so desperately needs.
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Granted! You can afford to - but all branches of your bank close save the one in Kazakhstan. By the time the money is wired to you, you'll end up having to buy a new house.
(Though that won't be so bad )
I wish someone else would do my work for me (without me getting demoted or fired).
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From: Wouldn't you like to know? | Registered: Oct 2003
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or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
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Granted!
You won't be demoted or fired, but your new job is being their gofer for the princely sum of ten bucks a week. No weekends off, either.
Did I mention that they yell a lot and wear really cheap cologne in lieu of ever showering?
I wish I could afford a bigger freezer and some space for it, so I could stockpile more summer goodies for the cold weather season.
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