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Power Boy
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Your house promptly gives you the boot! It says in a robotic voice: "you are dirty and dusty HUMAN. Next time I will EXTERMINATE you."


I wish ... I didn't have to redo my stupid expense report and go all the way back to the office to turn it in. That lady wasn't even nice when she rejected my form. I am procrastinating now. I am wondering if I need to be reimbursed THAT badly. and I have a cold. It's poopy Power Boy day.

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cleome46
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Granted! The difficult administrator will stop by your place at lunchtime to collect the report. Put on your combat gear, though. I hear she kicks even harder than a certain local whose initials are "Teeds."

Also, you have to buy her lunch, and the place she picked out isn't cheap.

I wish I could drink a second pot of coffee without it bothering my stomach so much.

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Granted. It's your throat that gets bothered when the coffee burns your throat.

I wish my travel time from home to the office were only 15 minutes, without me having to relocate.

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Granted! Your office is now only a 15-minute drive away from your house. Welcome to your new job as janitor!

I wish the rain will obey my command.

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Granted. The rain will obey your command exactly once. The one command it will obey will be "keep raining" which it will obey during a torrential downpour. It will stop eventually, of course, but right then it will do exactly as you asked.

I wish I could have dinner with three Legion Worlders of my choosing this evening.

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The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."

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Granted. Dinner proceeds exactly as planned, except you're called away on an emergency after you've had for first bite. By the time you're done, the three Legion Worlders have gone home. Should have wished you could have finished your dinner...

I wish I could make my hair grow or fall out at will, so I'd never have to get a haircut or shave again.

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Granted! Your hair will grow/fall at IB's will. So better be a good boy or else he'll punish you and make your hair (not just on your head) grow extra long while out in public.

I wish I have more money in the bank.

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Granted! It's all Monopoly money, though.

I wish my bad ankle would get better, without any other physical problems suddenly appearing in the process.

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Granted. Your ankle turns blue, though.

Well, it's not exactly a problem since you can always wear socks...

I wish I could magically understand all the world's human languages.

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Granted! You can understand but you can't speak... any language!

I wish my zits will go away.

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Granted.

Your new zit-free face is so pretty that you become an instant international celebrity. Al Qaeda kidnaps you for a very high ransom...

And you know what they like to do to their captives.

I wish I could rescue Blaze from Al Qaeda.

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Granted!

You were able to rescue me but after landing on our native shores, we were kidnapped by a bunch of mad hunks.

I wish our captors know how to take GOOD care of their prisoners.

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Granted. They feed us and bathe us regularly. Unfortunately, they plan to use us as breeding stock for their 300-pound queen.

Oh, and once she gives birth to our kids, she'll feed us to them.

I wish Al Qaeda had never kidnapped Blaze.

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Granted! They kidnapped you instead.

I wish you are smarter than a 5th grader.

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Granted. I win the game show and go off on a world tour, where Al Qaeda kidnaps me. And you never see me again [Frown]

I wish all kidnappers, rapists and terrorists would be punished on the spot.

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