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Your house promptly gives you the boot! It says in a robotic voice: "you are dirty and dusty HUMAN. Next time I will EXTERMINATE you."
I wish ... I didn't have to redo my stupid expense report and go all the way back to the office to turn it in. That lady wasn't even nice when she rejected my form. I am procrastinating now. I am wondering if I need to be reimbursed THAT badly. and I have a cold. It's poopy Power Boy day.
From: Ninja Land | Registered: Nov 2004
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or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
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Granted! The difficult administrator will stop by your place at lunchtime to collect the report. Put on your combat gear, though. I hear she kicks even harder than a certain local whose initials are "Teeds."
Also, you have to buy her lunch, and the place she picked out isn't cheap.
I wish I could drink a second pot of coffee without it bothering my stomach so much.
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From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
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Granted. The rain will obey your command exactly once. The one command it will obey will be "keep raining" which it will obey during a torrential downpour. It will stop eventually, of course, but right then it will do exactly as you asked.
I wish I could have dinner with three Legion Worlders of my choosing this evening.
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From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
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Granted. Dinner proceeds exactly as planned, except you're called away on an emergency after you've had for first bite. By the time you're done, the three Legion Worlders have gone home. Should have wished you could have finished your dinner...
I wish I could make my hair grow or fall out at will, so I'd never have to get a haircut or shave again.
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Granted! Your hair will grow/fall at IB's will. So better be a good boy or else he'll punish you and make your hair (not just on your head) grow extra long while out in public.
I wish I have more money in the bank.
From: in your dreams | Registered: Jan 2012
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Granted! It's all Monopoly money, though.
I wish my bad ankle would get better, without any other physical problems suddenly appearing in the process.
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From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
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