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Granted! You are now a high-profile fashion designer who looks good wearing those sleek clothes. Blaze sees you and he can't help but get excited and tears your dress off, revealing your lean, sexy, muscular body. Press people saw this. Congratulations! You made it to the front page yet again.
I wish I can go to my gym without having to pay membership fees.
From: in your dreams | Registered: Jan 2012
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Granted! You're now so destitute and pathetic-looking that the gym pities you so much they let you in for free. They get widespread publicity for their charity to you, which makes you look even more pathetic in the eyes of everyone you know.
I wish the Canucks had done better in the playoffs this year.
From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003
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Granted. They did much better musical numbers on ice during this year's playoffs.
I wish I could get together with a bunch of Legion Worlders for dinner next week.
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From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
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Granted! but everyone comes down with food poisoning and incurable parasitic infections from improperly cooked/handled foods, and we all wind up hating you for arranging such a disaster.
I wish this paper I'm working on would just write itself.
From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003
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Granted! It does; however, its spelling, grammar and syntax are atrocious; it consistently uses apostrophes for plurals and leaves them off possessives; it does not cite sources and does not include a bibliography. You weren't planning on actually getting that degree, were you?
I wish Lad Boy, Beagz and Kid Prime posted here more often.
-------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
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Granted! Unfortunately, your computer acts up and you can't access Legion World to see their posts.
I wish my hair would stay the same length forever, so I'd never have to worry about getting a haircut.
quote:Originally posted by Blaze: Granted! You are now a high-profile fashion designer who looks good wearing those sleek clothes. Blaze sees you and he can't help but get excited and tears your dress off,
You know, that's gonna happen even if my wish weren't granted
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Granted. You become the greediest person on earth. You keep wishing and wishing and wishing for things. Too bad the genie only grants you three wishes.
I wish Blaze and I had been born in a country where our kind of relationship is the norm.
quote:Originally posted by Blaze: Did you say tasty? I know I am.
Titans Idol - vote for your favorite Titans members!
From: Wouldn't you like to know? | Registered: Oct 2003
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or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
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Granted! You now live in a country where everyone is a duplicate of either you or Blaze. You are free to marry in public with all the trimmings and total societal approval... once you can track down the "original" Blaze in a nation where he has several hundred million "alternate" selves, none of whom will give you the time of day. (Because they're each on the lookout for their own "correct" Ibby, of course.)
I wish I'd gotten more constructive things done today.
-------------------- Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on flickr. Drop by and tell me that I sent you.
From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
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Oooh. That wish makes me both sad and intrigued at the same time. Does finding the right Blaze mean I get to try each one I come across?
Wow. Imagine the possibilities of an entire nation of Ibbys and Blazes...
Granted. You woke up at exactly 12:01AM today, and spent the whole time from then until now working on your computer. Alas, you forgot to hit the "save" button.
Titans Idol - vote for your favorite Titans members!
From: Wouldn't you like to know? | Registered: Oct 2003
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or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
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quote:Does finding the right Blaze mean I get to try each one I come across?
That's a decision only you (pl.) can make, My Friend.
[clears throat]
Granted!
You get another two weeks off, after which they're replacing you with the boss'es nephew (or niece). By the way, the boss wants you to train the little fink before you go. Otherwise, you can forget about that severance package and getting a decent reference.
I wish mr_cleome would return from the hockey game ready to take me out to an expensive, high-class restaurant downtown, with lots of fancy food and terrific drinks.
-------------------- Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on flickr. Drop by and tell me that I sent you.
From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
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Granted! He returns, and he is ready, but the restaurant workers have all gone on strike! By the time the strike is over, mr_cleome is no longer ready.
I wish I hadn't taken so damn long on this paper.
From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003
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