Of course, you can see what any Legion Worlder is doing at any time. Of course, they can also see you, you dog, you!
I wish I could make people who annoy me disappear.
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From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
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Granted! Unfortunately, the loss of all those annoying people means that the taxpayer base has been decimated beyond any possible repair. Goodbye, public libraries! [snif!]
I wish that I could turn out better-quality writing a lot faster.
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From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
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Granted! You are now the newest, fastest mass printing press available at HarperCollins!
I wish that my cats would stop clawing everything in my house to shreds.
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Granted. Enjoy your new concrete furniture.
I wish I wasn't such a slob.
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Granted. You are, however, so OC about neatness now that you go through 24-36 roommates a year. They start an internet page about neat freaks and name it after you.
I wish my allergies would vanish forever.
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From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
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Forever being a relative term, of course. But hey! They were gone for a whole three months!
I wish my high school experience had been more like Glee.
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Granted! But that also means you haven't graduated HS yet, let alone college or grad school - but you're still your current age. Life may be like Glee, but it's also oddly like Strangers With Candy.
I wish my historiography paper had written itself while I was visiting home.
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Granted! It's title is; "In China, the Classic of History is one of the Five Classics of Chinese classic texts and one of the earliest narratives of China. The Spring and Autumn Annals, the official chronicle of the State of Lu covering the period from 722 BCE to 481 BCE, is among the earliest surviving Chinese historical texts to be arranged on annalistic principles. It is traditionally attributed to Confucius. The Zuo Zhuan, attributed to Zuo Qiuming in the 5th century BCE, is the earliest Chinese work of narrative history and covers the period from 722 BCE to 468 BCE. Zhan Guo Ce was a renowned ancient Chinese historical compilation of sporadic materials on the Warring States Period compiled between the 3rd and 1st centuries BCE." and when printed it is 9478 pages long and weighs 32.4 lbs. It's also written in the chinese alphabet of the time frame it covers on rice parchment.
P.S. No Professors at your school are capable of translating it, so...
I wish I knew an easy way to lose 50 lbs.
-------------------- Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
From: Westerly Rhode Island | Registered: Aug 2003
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Granted! You now know how to bet (and lose) on British gambling sites, where each lost bet of 50 pounds sterling loses you about $80.
I wish I managed my money better.
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Granted! In fact, you're so legendary for your skills at money management that you've been tapped by the Governor of your home state to serve as Treasurer for the next several years...
...or, until the citizens, enraged at roads being bulldozed and streetlights being extinguished because the state is flat broke, decide to take their mad out on you; because they can't get their hands on the previous Treasurer since his timely flight to Cancun for a permanent "retreat."
I wish my feet didn't hurt all the damn time.
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From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
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Granted! Now they hurt all the blessed time.
I wish that I weren't such a wallflower at parties.
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Granted! You danced all night long and had a marvelous time. But at your age, honey? Oh my. You're now spending the day soaking those poor tired feet. Those corns are going to be there for weeks.
I wish my dog would quit bringing rocks into the house.
-------------------- No regrets, Coyote.
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Granted! You beard is soft, smooth and luxurious. Total strangers can't help themselves but to touch it. Soon there will be crowds surrounding your house. Every time you walk out the door, you'll be mobbed by people who want to touch your beard.
I wish Ex would post a pic of himself with said beard.
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