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Semi Transparent Fellow
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Why does my lab smell like goats?
Is the answer in my notes?
Is it a dream
To make me scream
Or just dwarfs in woolen coats?

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I wonder should I take this flight

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Quislet, Esq
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I wonder should I take this flight
Or should I go by train tonight
if not far
I'd go by car
Too many options to know which is right.

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I walked hand in hand with my brother

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Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!

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Lad Boy
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I walked hand in hand with my brother.
We searched for our father and mother.
Dad lay on one bed,
Gagged, bound, and dead
While Mom slept away on the other.

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Monel's solemn Melons and Lemons

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(Truly disturbing limerick, Lad Boy) [Eek!]

Monel's solemn Melons and Lemons
Were the favorites of the Fremons,
Give em a squeeze
Oh pretty please
Said writer dear old Samuel Clemmons

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I'm happy as a buzzing bee

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Lad Boy
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(It's been a rough week, STF)

I'm happy as a buzzing bee
Ready to sting someone like Vee
Venomous poison, sudden pain
Hallmarks of my domain
Come closer now and sit with me.

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A Semi Transparent Felllow...

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Quislet, Esq
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A semi transparent fellow
was trying to be mellow
Instead of a lark
Things got quite dark
How about a game of Othello?

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A goth girl and a daisy

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A goth girl and a daisy
In atmosphere so hazy
Appeared to shimmer
And then grew dimmer
This smog could drive you crazy

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Veggie sushi is delicious

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Holy Cats of Egypt!

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Veggie sushi is delicious
and very nutritious
But quite the feat
To get me to eat
Something that sounds so malicious.


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They said it couldn't be done

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Thye said it couldn't be done
Eating pudding on the run
Quite a mess
I must confess
But oh, it was so much fun.

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I like to laugh and scratch my ear


(P.S. Fat Cramer, you are quite the grand master/mistress of limericks. I couldn't conquer "A goth girl and a daisy" as much as I tried.)

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I like to laugh and scratch my ear
I even chuckle when drinking beer
See, S.T Fellow,
I can be mellow
And not write of death and gloom here.

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I like to run naked in storms

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I like to run naked in storms
On-lookers gather in swarms
Where ever I go
without my speedo
A part of me performs

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Sometimes when I blush

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There was a Legionnaire, Imra
who was very proper and prim-ra
She never had a guy
and when they asked why
they found that her was a him-ra.

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Vee
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Sometimes when I blush
The blood begins to rush
To my face
At a frantic pace
Leaving it painted as if by a brush.


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Whenever I think of the Legion

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"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

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Whenever I think of the Legion
Each one of them a collegian
Super powered
And freshly showered
They're tops in the metro region.

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I'm fresh and clean like a flower


(P.S. Some great new talent appearing lately, Vee and baycent.)

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I'm fresh and clean as a flower
After taking a five minute shower
But to smell just divine
A bubble bath is sublime
Followed up by some nice, scented powder.


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After a long day at work

[ July 08, 2005, 12:48 PM: Message edited by: Vee ]

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"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

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