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Author Topic: Limericks Quislet, Esq Great Calamity Kittens! posted                        I got this idea from the Victorian Flirting Thread. It probably won't even make a second page. The idea is this: I provide the first line for a limerick, you make up the other 4 lines, then provide a new first line for a new limerick. (for those who don't know, a limerick consists of 5 lines. The 1st, 2nd, & 5th rhyme with each other and the 3rd & 4th rhyme with each other.) Hint: end the first line with an easily rhymable word. The idea is to create limericks, not stump the other person So my first line is: There once was a boy from Scotland -------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff! From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Semi Transparent Fellow Legionnaire! posted                        Who had never been to a hot land So he got in his car And he drove very far Until he was mired in hot sand. Next one (this is fun and I think it will appeal to those who frequent the Make a Sentence thread, as well as others): I once knew a dandy named Randy [ May 06, 2005, 12:41 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ] Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Cobalt Kid BOHICA posted                       He had the serious hots for Andy But oh, such cruel fate, Andy was strait, And was totally infatuated with Mandy They called her a total ice queen From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Semi Transparent Fellow Legionnaire! posted                        For ne'er with a beau was she seen Her standards were high And no man caught her eye Until she met bald Mister Clean. Next one: Tickle my nose with a feather [ May 06, 2005, 01:03 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ] Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Quislet, Esq Great Calamity Kittens! posted                        dress me up in some leather take me to the scene call me a fetish queen but don't talk to me about the weather. Next: When on a trip to New York -------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff! From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Kent Shakespeare Spectacled Legion posted                       I opted to sail out of Cork the weather was bumpy the staff, they were frumpy and each dinner they served us cold pork Next: It was a dark and stormy night From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Semi Transparent Fellow Legionnaire! posted                        At Sarge's you don't ask for pork The latkes are swell And the matzo as well So don't let them know you're a dork. Next: I floated in upon a cloud Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Semi Transparent Fellow Legionnaire! posted                        Kent, you usurper! My hair was a mess and a fright I ran out of gel And looked just like hell So I kept me out of the light. Next: I floated in upon a cloud Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Kent Shakespeare Spectacled Legion posted                       (we used to 'bump into' each other's thread often last summer, I recall.) As I arrived, all were wowed But my arrival did fizz when Mick said it was his His "Hey! You! Get off!" was quite loud Next: There once was a man from Rome From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Semi Transparent Fellow Legionnaire! posted                        Whose beer had a big head of foam He licked his lips In between sips And after a few he went home. Next: I met an old man on a hunt [ May 06, 2005, 03:18 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ] Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Kent Shakespeare Spectacled Legion posted                       You might say that he was a runt With dagger in hands He'd leap from tree stands It was quite an amazing stunt Next: She looked at me with such scorn From: Vancouver, BC, Canada | Registered: Dec 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Semi Transparent Fellow Legionnaire! posted                        That I wished I'd never been born My pants had been ripped My fly was unzipped And she'd had a peek at my horn! Next: I wrote a message to my love [ May 08, 2005, 07:56 AM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ] Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Quislet, Esq Great Calamity Kittens! posted                        And sent it in a box with a dove But the box was air tight Oh what a sight And then I was given the shove. Next: There once was a vicar in London -------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff! From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |  Brainiac 5 Cobalt Kid's Spell-Checker and Pain in the Rear posted                        Who reeked like a 12 week-old onion He refused to bathe Or shower or shave And the stench sent parishoners runnin' (London is hard to rhyme, Quis!!) "The locals all knew of Jolene" -------------------- There's room for all God's creatures...right next to the mashed potatoes! From: the Detroit multi-lab | Registered: Nov 2004  |  IP: Logged |  Semi Transparent Fellow Legionnaire! posted                        She dressed herself up like a queen When she was down She'd put on her crown And parade into town to be seen. Next, Into the clouds I did float Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged |

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