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Mr. Quank, you were on the right track. I did spend a year in Vancouver after leaving Toronto in 1982. See if your ring can't pick up the alternate track again. Maybe you don't know the true extent of your powers yet.
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quote:Originally posted by Semi: Mr. Quank, you were on the right track. I did spend a year in Vancouver after leaving Toronto in 1982. See if your ring can't pick up the alternate track again. Maybe you don't know the true extent of your powers yet.
[Psychic Network Con Artist Voice On]
Mr. Semi, the possibilities and probabilities of your alternate reality past are difficult to assertain past a certain point due to the many decisions you have made in your life. At each decision point you were faced with two or more options. the results of the options you chose you already know. If you wish to discover the results you would have experienced had you chosen differently you must tell me which specific decisions you are refering to. Not the options you chose, but the options you didn't choose.
One thing is already clear. If you had stayed with HIM, your life would have been radically different, I can only say this... Be GLAD you didn't...
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Please deposit 50 credits to continue this call...
-------------------- Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
From: Westerly Rhode Island | Registered: Aug 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: Mr. Quank, I don't like to complain and I know you're busy - my brakes are fine but I still need a power ring to steer.
By the way, what are your hourly rates?
Sorry Cramey, your car should steer fine now. Umm... No hourly rate. my services (with the exceptions of statue cleaning and the Power Ring Psychic Network) are free to all citizens of legion world.
quote:Originally posted by Sonnie Bloke: Mr Quank I would be most grateful if you coukd fix it for me to be able to sing in key with the song I'm listening to....
That may test the limits of even your near omnipotence
Sonnie, I'm afraid that I can't do anything about your singing when you are singing along with the radio or a CD.
But, after consulting with a mutual friend, I think that her suggestion may help. You should use your intimidating physical presence more in your favorite karioke bar and force them to play the song in your prefered key. (Z very flat).
Power Rings can only do so much you know.
Hope that helps.
-------------------- Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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