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Man, things are getting dull around here. I had time to give myself a manicure and force Tamper Lad to rub my feet. (That's what you get when you make icky insinuations!) Where are all the sweet, fun, easily manipu-- er, beloved customers?
Tamper, there might be a problem here... I wonder if Cramer's slightly miscalculated bill scared them all away? Maybe we should run a special...
-------------------- Abin: You know what to do with a Cali sandwich? No but neither do Cobie and CJ! CJ: Yeah, we do. She's smiling, isn't she?
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From: Sunny Cali-- er, Planet Earth? | Registered: Jun 2005
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In keeping with the 20th century historical theme of this thread, I want something from the period in question. I was thinking a big band and swing dancing but alas i don't dance and have no rhythm to speak of. I want to choose something we all can enjoy, so i suggest an athletic contest.
So how about the Legion World ladies partake in the the EGSC's first annual invitational Jello wrestling tournament?
From: Canada | Registered: Apr 2005
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Hmmm i admit having Cali's feet in my lap is not the worst thing she could have had me do, but where are all the brilliant schemes to take over the world? The intrigue? the backstabbing?
From: Canada | Registered: Apr 2005
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Only you would dream of such things Tamper. Honestly... I'd tell you you were despicable but, knowing you, you'd like it.
Though it pains me to say it, Kent does make a good point. Though, I think we are in short supply when it comes to dwarves at the moment. (Oh, come on, the pun was just waiting to be said. And, really, what's more evil than puns?)
Cramer, I'd much rather it was chocolate pudding. Thoughts?
General announcement regarding wedgies: Wedgies are for male clientele only unless otherwise specified. They may be provided by LAM, LASH and Tamper only at this time. Applications to apply wedgies can be found at the register... applications to receive may also be found there.
Now, Miss... er, Enchantress was it? What can I get for you today? And shall we start a tab...?
-------------------- Abin: You know what to do with a Cali sandwich? No but neither do Cobie and CJ! CJ: Yeah, we do. She's smiling, isn't she?
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From: Sunny Cali-- er, Planet Earth? | Registered: Jun 2005
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Wedgies? Ewww! Scary thought when you have short penguin legs.
But I won't worry about it. It's not like I actually wear clothes...
-------------------- The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
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Many thanks, Cali. Verily, this club doth have the best service I hath encountered in my immortal existence. The tab shall not go unpaid, I promise thee; 'twould be dishonorable if that were to occur. I also promise thee and Tamper Lad that there shall be no drunken misbehavior from myself. Immortality brings with it a tremendous capacity for holding one's drink.
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