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Regrettably club staffers including Caliente Lady of the House though she may be, cannot accept drinks or gratuities of any kind from guests. These are included in the excessive service charges appearing on your invoices.
As for shoes, no worries. Cali's position includes a generous wardrobe allowance. I need her to look good for me... er my guests rather.
From: Canada | Registered: Apr 2005
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Nice place here, TL. Wasn't Caliente formerly known as the infamous Dragon Lady? I'd be real nice to her if I were you - she might just decide that you're expendable.
I'll drop by New Year's Eve - with my fluffy white cat, one of the more traditional Evil Genius accessories.
Faraway Lad
Senator of the UP. Permanent Ambassador to the Court of Saint James
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Ah Tamper Lad, good to see you again after that unfortunate incident at the Chinese Delegates ball last spring. I mean although I asked you to be friendly, I really thought slapping the CEO’s wife on the tush like that was a wee bit over the top. Still we managed to get away with only a few bullet holes in the cape, and I’m pleased to see you are not still walking with a limp.
Now, I need to undertake some “delicate” diplomacy can you arrange for a private room, fine wine and food and let me know when my guests arrive.
-------------------- Faithfull
From: Newcastle upon Tyne England | Registered: Jul 2003
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Tamper Lad, you won't mind if I book one of your secret meeting rooms for the Khundish Ambassador's daughter and myself, do you? She seems more taken with me now that I'm a female, and I need those Khundish state secrets before the start of the weekend.
I'm glad we've worked out some sort of shaky understanding...
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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quote:Originally posted by TamperLad: Regrettably club staffers including Caliente, Lady of the House though she may be, cannot accept drinks or gratuities of any kind from guests. These are included in the excessive service charges appearing on your invoices.
Sad, sad truth. But the wardrobe allowance is the best thing ever. Ever, I say! What do you mean I'm a shopaholic...? <.< >.>
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer: Wasn't Caliente formerly known as the infamous Dragon Lady? I'd be real nice to her if I were you - she might just decide that you're expendable.
Shhh. Don't tell him such things. I'm distracting his lower brain over here... I don't want the upper one catching on.
-------------------- Abin: You know what to do with a Cali sandwich? No but neither do Cobie and CJ! CJ: Yeah, we do. She's smiling, isn't she?
Context... who needs it?
From: Sunny Cali-- er, Planet Earth? | Registered: Jun 2005
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My interest in Caliente is purely platonic. A youngster all alone here on LW. She could easily fall in with the wrong crowd. Now she has a job to keep her off the mean streets.
From: Canada | Registered: Apr 2005
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quote:Originally posted by Caliente: Psh. I'm 19 and very self-aware Tamper Lad.
Don't worry about the age diff, Tamper and Cali, after all, Tom Cruise is dallying with the chick who almost slept with Dawson!
From: Adelaide, Australia | Registered: Jun 2005
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Since we are being compared to those people. I thought it would be grossly inappropriate but fun to parody beliefs I don't understand.
So Cali if you want to eventually be Katiente to my Tomper Lad. You need to convert to my religion.
You need to worship math, transfer ownership of your genetic material including our future children to Evil Genius Incorporated, and once every several months dance around naked slapping an animal hide against a concrete surface.
From: Canada | Registered: Apr 2005
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quote:Originally posted by Tamper Lad: Since we are being compared to those people. I thought it would be grossly inappropriate but fun to parody beliefs I don't understand.
So Cali if you want to eventually be Katiente to my Tomper Lad. You need to convert to my religion.
You need to worship math, transfer ownership of your genetic material including our future children to Evil Genius Incorporated, and once every several months dance around naked slapping an animal hide against a concrete surface.
Do you also want to get yourself a fluffy Persian called Mr. Bigglesworth, TL?
From: Adelaide, Australia | Registered: Jun 2005
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