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ATTENTION ALL SECURITY OFFICERS FROM : COBALT KID, CHIEF OF SECURITY
Dev-Em has officially been given top priority status as a security officer for this office, working on behalf of Cobalt Kid. He is to be treated with the utmost respect, as he probably outranks you (and in fact, is of equal rank or superior to anyone other than Space Ranger, Matlock or myself).
Since he will be working on my behalf in the coming weeks on a mission of the extreme importance and high secrecy, he will have access to all files and records he would like to view as well as all venues and forums on Legion World.
If you have any questions, please leave a message with my assistants and I will respond to you in due course.
- Cobalt Kid Chief of Security
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Okay, Security Officers follow me. Everyone huddle around and move quickly and when I tell you to. We're on a Code Red Alert.
I want the full forensics report on where Lardy was shot. Get that to me ASAP.
Monitor all communications traffic on Legion World for the next 24 hours. The attacks seem to have ceased but we need to be on the scene immediately after another one happens.
<looks at all the young female interns; can't seem to find one he feels stands out as someone he can bang ideas back and forth with>
Girls, listen, I need a list of all events taking place on Legion World within the next few days. While I have a suspicion, I want to make sure there aren't any other events going on that might also explain these attacks.
Keep walking with me people. We've got work to do.
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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My! Don't you get all mad at me too. I was talking to the support staff, not you. You know I consider a full agent these days, on par with Shark Lad, Arachne and the rest. I didn't know if you were available right now.
I could use your help. Various security officers and LMBers are under attack.
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Now let's brainstorm for a second. There are a few leads that we have here that could all be connected or stand out on their own.
#1 - The LMB Leader election is about to finish. That means momentarily, the LMB is in a state of chaotic flux right now.
#2 - Zardi is still on Legion World and has only recently been appearing again.
#3 - The Legion World Prom, which happens to coincide with a gathering of major delegates and ambassadors on Legion World. Don't ask me why I think the LW Prom is important--I have a gut feeling and I just think it is. I have my reasons and don't want to go into it.
You're going to the Prom, right?
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Okay in reverse order, Yes, I'm Going to the Prom with Tony Broadneck.
Yeah, tell me about Zardi, it took me a month to find my way out of that maze the last time. But didn't Kent blast his top guy with that Chronal Whatsit? And Candle seems to be able to sniff out his agents and get rid of them. Plus, Zardi don't seem to like getting his own hands dirty, which means he's got one of his creatures down here if he's involved. Maybe you should have Pagan or Candle check people out.
And Third, when isn't this place in an uproar?
-------------------- No, I was Never a Bond Girl...
From: Security Office Lobby | Registered: Mar 2009
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Tony Broadneck? Oh My Whee...you can do better than that.
<holds up hands to stop the potential onslaught before it happens>
Changing subjects a little, but trust me, it matters in the larger sense, do you think Everyday Girl is acting strangely lately? As her friend, have you noticed something?
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Lardy! Hm, without you porting from place to place, we'll have to consider one of us grabbing you for a fly.
<hand on shoulder>
Don't worry Lardy. You've lost your powers before and got them back. I believe they'll come back.
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Tony Broadneck? Oh My Whee...you can do better than that.
<holds up hands to stop the potential onslaught before it happens>
Changing subjects a little, but trust me, it matters in the larger sense, do you think Everyday Girl is acting strangely lately? As her friend, have you noticed something?
What's wrong with Tony? I like him...
Crap on a Stick! Boss, you're about as subtle as a punch in the nose.
Jeebus, Just because Brit's a "late bloomer" when it comes to guys.
Look, Brit's fine, and Sam is a Great Guy! A little weird sometimes but this is Legion World.
-------------------- No, I was Never a Bond Girl...
From: Security Office Lobby | Registered: Mar 2009
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Ah, so you do admit he's weird. Look, the last thing I want to do is have to explain to yet another person my reasons, but I think Sam Pureheart is no good.
Tony Broadneck, however, is kind of likeable. I'm just saying you're a beautiful, intelligent and courageous girl, My Whee. You can do better than the class jock. But forget about all that.
In my opinion, Everyday Girl is acting very weirdly lately. Sure, she's acting really girly and its Prom. I get that part. But this girl was raised by superheroes and wizards. She comes from a line of viking heroes. And she's had to deal with my off-color comments about women since she was about 13. She shouldn't be acting *this* girly and franky, unstable. As her friend, I advise you (as your friend) to keep an eye on it.
But now we're back to square one with just about no leads. I hate sitting around and waiting for something to happen.
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Boss, all of Legion World knows you don't like Sam. Jeebus, I think it was on LW TMZ this morning, "Tempers Flare over the Heiress to the Quank Fortune" or some nonsense like that.
Supposedly you and Sam had a stare down over Brit.
Look, last week Sam and Tony were the greatest thing since Hydrogen Scoop Ram-Jets and this week they're dirt.
What's the only thing different?
Look, he makes me feel a little weird when he does that lick his lips thing, but it's not a crime.
And he really does treat Brit like a princess.
-------------------- No, I was Never a Bond Girl...
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