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Cobalt Kid
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1) People think you're cool and admire all that posting you did.

2) The board immediately changes and you have access to the "All-Nightcrawler Forum".

3) You're banned and your username is then given to MLLASH so he changes the password. Soon you're username is used in LMB storylines, usually as a sextastic LMB villainess.

4) You were already MLLASH to begin with, so it doesn't really matter.

5) You realize that 20,000 is a much cooler milestone but getting there will likely drive you insane.

6) You can still see the difference between Inane Post threads and threads about why TMK was either good or bad.

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Rody the Super-Rat
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7) You retire from posting forever.

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[Rodent-English translations provided courtesy of telepathic earplugs.]

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Fat Cramer
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8) You no longer have the ability to kill threads.

9) You immediately remember who all the minor Legion characters are.

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Holy Cats of Egypt!

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10) You suddenly remember all of the retcons of tghe Legion, and can discuss in detail the 4,632,315 distinct alternate boots of the team that have actually been published.
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Cobalt Kid
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11) When you say 'Bah' other posters computer screens go black for a few seconds.

12) When you say 'Feh', other posters simply explode.

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Kent Shakespeare
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13) you get a list of everybody else's alt-IDs (you'd be surprised how many "people" are actually Fat Cramer).
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14) You acquire artistic ability, if you previously had none.

15) Paul Levitz invites you to dinner.

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Holy Cats of Egypt!

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Quislet, Esq
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16) Cute cartoon forest creatures and birds become your posse.

17) Purple robes suddenly become fashionable.

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Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!

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18) You instantly understand when another poster is trying to be ironic or sarcastic, without their having to use smilies.

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♦ Translated from 31st century Texan to 21st century English ♦

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Cobalt Kid
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19) You learn how to type things like ♦
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Kent Shakespeare
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20) You realize that all of Cobie's alleged 'misspellings' are actually part of the very Code that governs our Matrix-like existence.
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Quislet, Esq
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21) You realize that an impossibly high goal (like 10,001 things) is attainable.

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Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!

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Quislet, Esq
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22) You find that maintaining the top post count is much more fun than attaining it.

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Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!

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23) You discover that antelope and Penelope don't rhyme.

[ April 21, 2009, 06:05 PM: Message edited by: Quislet, Esq. ]

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Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!

With a Power Ring...

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Quislet, Esq
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24) You tolerate other people's mistakes.

25) You never make a typing mistak again.

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Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!

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