future king
Excuse me but can you please direct me to the La Brea Tar Pits in Los Angeles?
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I will add another oxymoron to the 3 mentioned on the previous page ... Honest Politician.
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cleome46
or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
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future king, He Who Lashes says that the politicians in his town are a-okay.
Click Here For A SpoilerI suspect that He Who Lashes actually lives in Brigadoon, myself.
Moving right along...
At the doctor's office yesterday, I discovered that my weight has dropped below the 180 lb. mark for the first time in about 300 years.
Click Here For A SpoilerI suppose this would be a cause for rejoicing-- if I didn't suspect that the loss was due to my having sweated out about eighty-five gallons of water in the last two or three days.
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quote:Originally posted by cleome: future king, He Who Lashes says that the politicians in his town are a-okay.
Well, not quite. I once said that a CERTAIN politician had earned my trust and convinced me not to judge people prematurely, even by what they do for a living.
And I don't live in Brigadoon, though I did visit there the last time it appeared in our reality. Quaint Scottish village. They still think it's 1787 there and were completely perplexed by my cell phone and laptop.
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Due to an accident when I was 20 that crushed my leg left me with two toes that are now basically webbed, the skin grown together to the last knuckle.
Can't run for $#!+ now, but I can swim like a scalded dog.
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I recently heard the dumbest question ever. A grown woman asked if a 7 year old would be able to tell the difference between an adult and a child.
-------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
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future king
Excuse me but can you please direct me to the La Brea Tar Pits in Los Angeles?
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I was this close to becoming a paleontologist in university, but instead I pursued a career in retail management. It's a mistake one can only regret in their later years, not while it's taking place in their youth.
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The single person responsible for the greatest number of unsourced quotes in the "Quotes Without Context" thread is probably Charles Schulz.
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Saratoga's Chowder Fest 2011 had over 70 types of chowder to sample, including bacon cheeseburger chowder, corn beef chowder, and ice cream chowder...
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future king
Excuse me but can you please direct me to the La Brea Tar Pits in Los Angeles?
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quote:Originally posted by Chief Lardy:
How the H E double hockey sticks did you manage to take a picture of me on my last vacation??? So much for growing a go-tee to stay hidden!
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cleome46
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They're predicting that we'll finally get the Winter pounding here that most of the rest of America has already experienced... sometime in the next week or so.
I really, really hope they're wrong.
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cleome46
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Yesterday, I saw an assortment of robins and Western Bluejays hanging out in the yard.
The cat was pretty excited about this, which amused me.
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... I received a valentine from a student today that said, "I love you! -- God"
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