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<thousands of Lard-Bots begin their movements through the skies and streets of Legion World. Initially held as a private reserve for the security office by Chief Lardy and later activated by Red Arrow, they now have one order: to find the Red Bee.>
<Yet, something is wrong with their programming. Either a malfunction stemming from their creation, a problem from their recent diagnostic changes or controlled by something more sinister, the Lard-Bots will not stand down.>
<As part of their orders, there is a curfew for the citizens of Legion World as to expedite the search for the terrorist, the Red Bee. Yet Legion World's populace is the type to ignore such curfews and disobey such things! The Lard-Bots respond as their cold logic dictates: they begin firing on the citizenry to get them back to their homes!!!>
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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I knew this was a huge mistake! The risk was too great! It's Dark Stu all over again!
But while they may be an army... I'm a part of something much greater--the LMB!
<Cobalt begins crushing Lard-Bots in the sky with his magnetism, turning them into scrap iron and sending them below as weapons for the common citizens tonsedemd themselves.>
For Legion World!
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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SharkLad lets loose a barrage of projectile teeth, beheading scores of Lard-bots.
''Yipee ki yay, mother-sprockers!''
-------------------- Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
From: The waters off eastern Long Island | Registered: Jul 2003
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Sharky! Good to see you! They've been like stuffed animals against me so far, but if I know Lardy, anything he had a hand in will be able to adapt. So get ready for the next wave.
<crushes a half-dozen bots into a giant ball and uses it as mace.>
By the way, how's Lolita? I suspected she went to see you. She loves the bad boys!
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Timberwolf and Hot Chick land right behind them.
"That would be Litle Red Riding Hood. Dev is trying to talk her down right now. she's hold up and doesn't seem to want to come out. He doesn't want to hurt her, but he can't afford to waste too much more time."
From: Doing the things that need to be done | Registered: Sep 2003
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Timberwolf looks around and spots Sharklad.
"Okay sweetie," he says to Hot Chick, "we're going that way, away from Sharky...the laast thing we need is fo the two of us to get carried away too close to each other."
With that, he and Hot Chick head off and wade into the Lard Bots full force.
From: Doing the things that need to be done | Registered: Sep 2003
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Keep it on the friggin' down-low, Des! You know damn well if you were me, you'd do the same thing. My health vs. the Security of Legion World? There's no ****in' contest!
<flies off and hits 'em high>
-------------------- "Suck it, depressos!"--M. Lash
From: The Underbelly of Society | Registered: Jul 2003
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It's...very strange being being on this side of the fight. I remember being in these same streets, donning a wedding dress and leading the Church of the Eternal Void in mass killings.
{glances at Timber Wolf in the throes of battle}
Would I have stuck around this long in the midst of all this danger, which is doing me no good in taking down Wyandotte and the others...if not for him?
{inceinerates a Bot that was about to blast Timber Wolf from behind}
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<Grins at Lardy's explosive mood; thats the Lardy LW needs right now.>
Shark Lad, how about a fastball special? The robots are beginning to counter my magnetism. They'll soon see that it's only the most obvious of my abilities.
I was hoping to get a glance at Hot Chick again; something about her gives me pause. But both Lardy and TWolf vouch for her now...
Hm, that smell of cookies and sex...Thunder Girl must be about to join us!
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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