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I got the idea for this game from todays Bizarro comic. A man rubs a magic lamp and says to the genie "I want to have enough money to last the rest of my life!" The Genie answers "Granted! You have one week to live."
So to play this game, the poster makes a wish. The next poster technically grants the wish, but with a twist so that the wish is thwarted or results in unexpected consequences. Always start the response with "GRANTED!" After granting the wish, you get to make the next wish. The goal is to make a wish that can't be thwarted.
I'll start out with an easy one:
I WISH I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS
[ October 21, 2005, 12:44 PM: Message edited by: Semi Transparent Fellow ]
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GRANTED! You are now responsible for making sure everyone gets to work on time, remembers to eat (and how to eat), go to the toilet and generally get on with their day to day.
I wish to put an end to this thread
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From: The Pyngwyn Colonies of Planet Hyustyn | Registered: Aug 2005
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I wish i could get more people to read my Saga of Three Worlds before everybody loses interest
From: Adelaide, Australia | Registered: Jun 2005
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quote:Originally posted by legionadventureman: GRANTED!
I wish i could get more people to read my Saga of Three Worlds before everybody loses interest
Not for nothing, but you were supposed to grant the wish, but add a twist to it. As in: "Granted! You now have all the powers of all the legionnaires as the villain B.I.O.N.! Enjoy being evil, bald, very, very pale and having your throat ripped open by Timberwolf!"
And now on with your regularly scheduled program...
From: New York, NY | Registered: Jul 2003
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quote:Originally posted by Disaster Boy: granted, everyone read it and hates it.
i wish i could dance like destiny's child in their lose my breath video.
GRANTED: You also have the combined mass of Destiny's Child and six legs.
I wish that there is never another story about Britney Spears in the newspaper or on TV ever again.
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GRANTED! and you get to have hot passionate sex with Kevin Federline....wearing silk stockings, suspenders and a bra
From: Adelaide, Australia | Registered: Jun 2005
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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