Topic: COCKS WIN! COCKS WIN! Back to Back College World Champs!
cleome46
or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
posted
You haven't lived until you've seen some dude (well, I guess it might not always be a dude. Who can tell?) dressed as a giant humanoid beaver flinging baseball merchandise into a crowd of drunken goofballs using either what looks like a giant toy bazooka or what looks like a giant thong (ie-- a slingshot).
That's the kinda' thing that makes this country the greatest country in the world, damnit!
-------------------- Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on flickr. Drop by and tell me that I sent you.
From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
| IP: Logged |
cleome46
or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
posted
With a fabulous view of scenic Rooster Rock!
-------------------- Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on flickr. Drop by and tell me that I sent you.
From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
| IP: Logged |
cleome46
or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
posted
Every joke I can think of right now would net me a temporary suspension from here-- at the very least.
-------------------- Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on flickr. Drop by and tell me that I sent you.
From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
| IP: Logged |
cleome46
or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
posted
Now I'm confused. I thought that we all came here to get away from normal folk.
-------------------- Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on flickr. Drop by and tell me that I sent you.
From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
| IP: Logged |
posted
'got news for you, mah dear, the weird, aberrant and strange ARE the normal folk. Clemson fans are just a special breed of strange and depraved, and I ain't even talkin' bout the hardcore fans....
*
-------------------- Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
posted
Okay, with the clock tickin' (Since the Bball teams national championship, old Stevie is feelin the heat) the first game of the season was promising. And I say that because even though they were playing SM, which ain't exactly a powerhouse, the team looked good. Garcia didn't look lost anymore, and had two great runs into the endzone. The back, Shaw, was okay, but it was obvious that SM thought they could smother him because he was a freshman.
The reason I say promising is because the Gators don't appear to be as dominating as they were last year (shaky I know based on one weekend), and we've beaten Georgia before. Eeek out those wins plus the lesser schedule and maybe one against Tennesee and you've got a pretty nice schedule. Notice I didn't include Clemson. You just never know when the two hottest instate rivalries meet.
-------------------- Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
cleome46
or you can do the confusion 'til your head falls off
posted
Meanwhile, our local baseball franchise has quietly breathed its last. Sadly, there were no headlines saying anything like, "ZOMFG! Portland's All Outta' BEAVER!!"
-------------------- Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on flickr. Drop by and tell me that I sent you.
From: Vanity, OR | Registered: Dec 2008
| IP: Logged |
posted
Speakin' as an old married guy, when the world runs outta beaver, I ain't eatin' tail no mo'.
*Just so ya know, the tail of the beaver was considered to have some of the best cooking meat in all the animals of the old west. Although, I hear cougar was better.
-------------------- Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Hyperpath: Email this page to someone!
Printer-friendly view of this topic | Subscribe To Topic
![[sigh]](graemlins/sigh.gif)
That's the kinda' thing that makes this country the greatest country in the world, damnit!
![[LOL]](graemlins/lol.gif)
![[Hmmm?]](graemlins/hmmm.gif)
![[Wink]](wink.gif)
