In the first football game of the season, the mighty Cocks spanked the Pirates of ECU with deep drives, quick thrusts into the endzone, and fired off a volley of runs that left the Pirates shellshocked after their opening quarter. The Pirates fared well against a younger, smaller Cock quarterback, but when the older, full-sized Cock took over, it was able to use experience to sustain drives that penetrated the opponents line and ended in the endzone.
So, to climax, Cocks Rule!
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My next Cocks update: We wraslled a lot, but after firing off spurts we spanked those puppies. It was a sloppy start, we greased our way in, driving in with a few withdrawls, but constant penetrating drives had us fire enough spurts between the hedges to implant our flag in the endzone. We were left spent, but it was a job well done.
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In a win over Navy, the Cocks shot a win over the Seamen. With our leaky defense , our hard thrusting back spurted ahead again and again with a steady stream of runs that penetrated the diaphragm of the seamen's defense as well. Our QB, a little shaky at the start, eventually gained a rhythm firing short bursts that spread the defense wide open and allowed deep drives into the belly of the seamen. Our hard running back really chewed up the rug, legs churning and pumping furiously, with a head on approach that slipped through the forest of defenders like he was greased up. In the end, the seamen were liberally spread around and our cocks took a knee for the win.
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My Cocks update: Well, in a Shocker, my Cocks stood tall and threw some deep shots into the kitties of Kentucky. Our hard driving offense fired all over the place, soft lobs and shooting ropes, spreading the area open and covering it completely. I genuinely wasn't expecting a flood of passes but in the end, the cocks stood tall and dumped a load of smack on the kitties of Kain' tuck.
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Annnnnnnd our girls have just taken the SEC women's championship in college soccer. maybe one day our football team will be of note the way our other sports are.
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