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Eryk Davis Ester Member August 28, 2002 10:04 PM
Captain Lightbulb and Optimus Magnus sat in limbo in a strange bubble that had appeared as reality imploded around them.
"What... what happened?" optimusmagnus asked.
"Ahhh... some idiot destroyed the universe. Fortunately, I had prepared for this just contingency. After the destruction of Pornis I managed to... um... acquire the machine that used to protect the Hypertime Bar from reboots. I incorporated it into my costume in such a way that it would automatically activate in case of any universe-destroying, or reality shattering events. You may not know this, but I'm the sole survivor of the universe I originated in. Now, it looks like that's something else we've got common."
"But... there's got to be a way to restore the universe. There's just got to..." optimusmagnus says.
"Well, there is one way," came another voice. the two turned around and were surprised to see...
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Space Tart acidentally pulled a universe-destroying bomb out of the unconscious owner's ass by mistake. "Oh NOOO!" she screamed, "I meant to pull out some french frie..." And then the universe was destroyed!
Standing outside the universe, the Progenitor looks at the horror of it all and ponders what went wrong. A Being beyond gender, He/She/It wonders if the Facts of Life Five were too much for this finite space. But surely, an inept group can't have wrought such a downfall. Was the LMB team, in it's efforts to entertain, responsible for this magnificent destruction? Again, the Progenitor realized ineptitude made that possiblity ridiculous.
Looking over that final chapter, He/She/It searched for some clue as to what went wrong. If only the Boy With Ultra Poowers could help. Where was Shady and her candlelight to shed some light on this mystery? Could Greybird, devout worshipper of Dawnstar, find that hidden answer? Would Bizzare Brainiac Zero be able to think backwards to the right moment this all fell apart? the the Progenitor realized what had happened! He/She/It understood what had caused the universe to come undone, had located that galactic flaw leading to the ultimate end, had finally seen the Omega Event. Using the vast powers granted to Him/Her/It, the Progenitor began to rewind the tale, back history up to that moment...
He removed that mistyped "l" and inserted an "r", forever eliminating the possibility of the parlor and the parlol converging in universal disharmony. At least until the next typo.
Time resumed, but now with drasticlly different results....
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optimusmagnus Member August 28, 2002 10:23 PM
<"Well, there is one way," came another voice. the two turned around and were surprised to see...>
Bugs Bunny.
Captain Lightbulb looked at Optimus with a quizzical expression.
"Damn," Mr. Magnus exclaimed. "I forgot to turn off the Looney Tunes DVD when I projected the anvil in the ice cream parlor. And my mutant power must have subconscioualy activated due to the stress of the destruction of the universe!"
"That's right, Doc," Bugs chewed on his carrot. "And in order to remake the universe, ya got to do exactly what I tell ya. Got it?"
"I got it, I got it," Optimus said.
"Good," Bugs continued. "Now all you gotta do is get the reboot/universe destrutcion device out of this guy's speedo, and plug it into your hip DVD player. Choose one of your cartoon DVD's, an activate your cartoon-projection powers. When this happens, the power of the Hypertime device will create a new universe based on whichever cartoon DVD you choose, but populated with all the people from your universe. They MAY take on new characteristics based on the new universe, or they may stay the same. Oh, and doing this will completely drain ya of your cartoon-projection powers, but I wouldn't be surprised if ys develop some new fancy-shmancy powers! Got it, Doc?"
"We got it, Bugs!" they chorused.
"Well, I gotta hit that road to Albuqueruque. You boys be good, and I know it isn't my line, but THAT'S ALL, FOLKS!"
Bugs tunneled out of the reality bubble and vanished.
"Bugs is SO wise," Captain Lightbulb mused.
"Well, here," Optimus said. "Hand me that reality-saving devise from out of your speedo, while I look through my DVD collection to find the one to reboot the universe. Hmm... which one should I use..."
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Continuity Lad steps in and erases not only CJ_Taylor's post, but CJ as well. Safeguarding the world from slow posters, Continuity Lad quietly exits, mumbling something about, "...technophobes and computers don't mix..."
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Eryk Davis Ester Member August 28, 2002 11:26 PM
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C.J.'s post is easily incorporated by supposing that however vastly different things went in the rewound universe, they still ended with its destruction. Now, once Optimus Magnus recreates the universe, it will be as it was before the Progenitor rewound it. There... problem solved.
Methinks once the universe gets restored, it will be time for a story summary.
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"Well, here," Optimus said. "Hand me that reality-saving devise from out of your speedo, while I look through my DVD collection to find the one to reboot the universe. Hmm... which one should I use..."
"...hmmm...guess I'll go with the classic Scooby Doo episode collection," he finally decided. So he said a little prayer, inserted he DVD and pressed 'play'.
Then, the DVD began to spin. Reality warped for a moment and then reformed. A spooky castle comes into view, and five LMBers find themselves in the roles and costumes of these familiar cheesy characters.
"Zoinks!" says.......
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optimusmagnus Member August 30, 2002 01:46 AM
"Well, it looks like the tire on the van's busted, so we'll just have to look for some help up in that old castle!" said...
Turns-You-Into-A-Country Fred (who, oddly enough, STILL looks exactly like Freddie Prinze Jr, only now with blonde hair!)
"Like, no way, man!" Omega Man exclaimed. "You're not getting ME up into that spooky castle!"
"Oh, don't worry, Omega," Gender-Stereotype-Reversal Kid said. "Besides, with a castle that spooky, there's bound to be a mystery that needs solving!"
"like, that's what I'm afraid of ! Look at Scooby-Lard! There's no way you're getting him up there either!"
Scooby-Lard had dived under the blankets in the back of the Mystery Machine, and all one could see was his butt quivering under the blankets as he said,"Ruh-huh! Ruh-huh! Ri'm rot roing rup rere! Ruh-huh!"
"Oh, come on, guys," said the last member of the group, a redheaded bombshell by the name of ...
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