Meanwhile, back at the parlo, a few LMB reinforcements had arrived........
Hummer Lass, Globe Girl and Princess No-Protection arrived.
"Hey, great! Reinforcements!" Antler Lass brayed. "What are your powers?" the three arrivals just kinda looked nervously at each other for a minute.
Finally, Globe Girl spoke up. "Well, uh... I have the power to enlarge my bosom to planet-size proportions."
"Gee, uh.... that's... great..." Antler Lass answered. "So, how about you two?"
"Well" Hummer Lass began, "Lardlad says my powers are to give the best--" "ADVICE!!" Lardly interrupted, not wanting to embarrass the LMB by revealing the TRUE reason Hummer Lass and Princess No-Protection were members.
"Now, let's uh, get on with the mission." Lardlad chuckled nervously. "What is it we're supposed to be doing, now...?"
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Eryk Davis Ester Member September 03, 2002 05:38 PM
"Now, let's uh, get on with the mission." Lardlad chuckled nervously. "What is it we're supposed to be doing, now...?"
"Don't you remember that plan you and your doppleganger just outlined, hon?" Robotwoman says. the one where we split into two groups, and sugar here pretends to be Lucifer Lass and infiltrate the One's lair while others launch an assault on Pornis?"
"Oh, yeah!" Lardlad exclaims. "I was distracted by Globe Girl's, uh, globes, and forgot all about that!"
"But what if the real Lucifer Lass shows up while I'm pretending to be her!? She might hurt me!" Boy of 1000 Faces says.
"Hmm... maybe we should send a group to track down Lucifer Lass and make sure that doesn't happen," Dopple-Lardlad says.
Dopple-optimusmagnus chimes in: "Hey, since what the One really wants is me, or at least the real me, why don't I pretend to be Lucifer Lass's prisoner?"
"Good idea," Lardlad says.
"But wait... I don't think I can pull this off. I can't act like Lucifer Lass. For one thing... she's a girl..."
"I can help with that," Kid Gender-Stereotype Reversal II says. "I'll make sure you act more feminine."
Lash Lad thought Boy of 1000 Faces seemed pretty stereotypically effeminate already, with all his crying and whining, but didn't say anything.
So, Lardlad outlines the plan: "Okay, so we'll send Boy of 1000 Faces, Dopple-optimusmagnus, both Kid Gender-Stereotype Reversal's, Nobody, and, um... Globe Girl (whose pretty good at staging distractions) to infiltrate the One's lair and save Captain Lightbulb. Meanwhile, Space Tart, Robotwoman, Antler Lass, Dormant Damsel, the Flasher, and Dopple-Lardlad will find Lucifer Lass and detain her. Porta-John, Dopple-Space Tart, Mondo Joe X Boy, Duplicate Man, Lash Lad, Faraway Lad, Hummer Lass, and Princess No-Protection will come with me and rescue optimusmagnus from the hordes of Pornis!"
Meanwhile, in the spaceship of Pornis...
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Eryk Davis Ester Member September 03, 2002 09:44 PM
Team one, which was the team set to go to the lair of the One called the One, decided to take Dopple-Mondo Joe X Boy, who hadn't been assigned a task, with them. And so they set about helping a reluctant Boy of 1000 Faces disguise himself as Lucifer Lass. To accomplish this, they had to...
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optimusmagnus Member September 03, 2002 11:19 PM
try a lot of things. Realizing that they didn't have a thing for Eryk to wear, they had to go on a shopping trip to the intergalactic mall. On the way there, Gender-Reversal Kid II attempted to use her powers to give Eryk the ... special oomph this mission would require.
"You know, this just isn't working," she flatly stated. "My power only really works when the preson in question displays strong gender-related characteristics in the first place. Clearly, this isn't the case here... I just don't know what to do."
"Wait, I know!" Mondo X Boy chimed in. "We're already going to the mall to pick up Eryk a fantastic new frock to wear as Lucifer Lass, instead of trying to reverse his gender with G.R. Kid's powers, let's get to the root of the matter. Why don't we just go to the drugstore in the mall and pick up some Profem?"
"PROFEM?" Eryk squeaked...
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Eryk Davis Ester Member September 04, 2002 12:55 AM
<<>> of course. I went and printed the previous page, carefully listed everybody who was should be there, broke them up into groups, and still missed Dopple-Mondo Joe X Boy the first time around.
And in case anyone's wondering how Hummer Lass showed up with Globe Girl and Princess No-Protection when she was with the LMBers in the Hootchie Hut, and should have shown up with them, it's obviously because they sent her to get reinforcements from HQ while they traveled to the parlo through the secret passage from the Hootchie Hut.
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